NEVER LOSE YOUR KEYS AGAIN

[jenjen@mastodon.art]

@PetraPhoenix @aurochs NOOOO if that's true that's heartbreaking

Can't we even have novelty butt plugs anymore

[plumbert@thecanadian.social]

@JenJen "I'll give you the key to my, ummmmm, heart...."

[minachan95@blorbo.social]

@JenJen I like how it thought about the swimmers 'cos now you can keep your keys safe even in the swimming pool (hopefully, it won't open in the middle of the swim)

[young_ullrich@norden.social]

@JenJen
you had me at "waterproof design"

[wiert@mastodon.social]

@JenJen needs link. Asking for a friend.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@JenJen @yannber

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@oblomov KMart died a while ago, at least in the U.S.
@aurochs @JenJen

[itnomad@ruhr.social]

@JenJen
"Lube not included"

[kianryan@oldbytes.space]

@JenJen *muffled jingling while walking*

[thatfeministwoman@mastodon.social]

@SKleefeld @JenJen it looks like a butt plug

[fschlueter@mastodon.social]

@JenJen

Hoping there's no door cam when coming home... 🧐

[stefanhirsch@mastodon.social]

@JenJen

[jenjen@mastodon.art]

@kianryan

[gerardthornley@hachyderm.io]

@JenJen

@NanoRaptor this isn't one of yours is it?

[gerardthornley@hachyderm.io]

@PalmAndNeedle @PetraPhoenix @aurochs @JenJen do you mean that the design engineers might be naive but lawyers would have the experience to recognise it?

[piecritic@hachyderm.io]

@JenJen @PetraPhoenix @aurochs it is indeed a slop.

[bit@ohai.social]

@JenJen And when you need to use the keys again you get them nice and warm.

[oldmikie@mastodon.social]

@JenJen That is truly funny