I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

I had to have an operation - didn't even know this offer was on the table

Diagnostic dilemma: Rectal exam stabilized man's irregular heartbeat

https://www.livescience.com/health/heart-circulation/diagnostic-dilemma-rectal-exam-stabilized-mans-irregular-heartbeat

[heathermj@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey
Should my pacemaker be replaced by a rectal exam?

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@HeatherMJ

I'm sure it couldn't hurt to ask

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ ‘couldn’t hurt’ is not strictly true in that case

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@davidbcohen

you never know, it might feel good. this sort of thing seems quite popular in certain circles. don't knock it 'til ya try it, is all i'm saying.

@TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey @HeatherMJ I am sure it is better than having a heart attack.

Just.

[heathermj@mastodon.social]

@davidbcohen @saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey
I am a BIG fan of pacemakers

[tazpoltorak@fosstodon.org]

@HeatherMJ @davidbcohen @saltywizard @TheBreadmonkey Touching the prostate boots a man in safe mode, and holding it for twenty seconds puts him back to default settings.