This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

[deepmud@mas.to]

@markarayner I laugh at geese and turkeys. I fear swans.

[black_flag@beige.party]

@markarayner Its always good to know the pecking order.

[denofearth@mas.to]

@markarayner
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[twoowls73@mastodon.scot]

@markarayner either that or they’re about to drop an absolute banger of an album.

[aoai@mastodon.online]

@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.

[timitii@mementomori.social]

@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!

[inyan@kusaionara.tombies.eu]

@markarayner

[phillycodehound@indieweb.social]

@markarayner It means business!

[sherifflonestar@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

[riaresists@mastodon.social]

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner

[ordradical@beige.party]

@markarayner
"You picked the wrong beach, mate."

[justbeep@social.tchncs.de]

@markarayner
YIKES!

[fredrickgrott@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Trump family maulers?

[enema_cowboy@dotnet.social]

@markarayner
Yes, but with Canada Geese.

[korallenherz@korallenherz.masto.host]

Sie haben mich ins Gesicht gefilmt!

https://mas.to/@markarayner/116748944950518846

[nini@oldbytes.space]

@markarayner Broken limbs. All yours.

[ritawerner@mastodon.social]

@Korallenherz gefülmt*!!!!!

[markarayner@mas.to]

@DenOfEarth

[bentlion@mastodon.social]

@markarayner I smell bread...and fear.

[djhvii@mastodon.social]

@markarayner True,swans are murderous creatures...