Thanks printer, that cheered me up
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay Meanwhile, the printer:
"This is the end, you know
Lady, the plans we had went all wrong
We ain′t nothing but fight and shout and tears" -
@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay It's cheaper to buy a new printer than the ink.
@De_Minimis @Natasha_Jay
This is what our throwaway culture drives us to do -
Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay Finally!
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@Natasha_Jay In retrospect, hiring Werner Herzog to write our technical documentation was not a great move.
But a most honest, authentic one.
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Is there a life after cyan?
This question, which has haunted humanity since the first rainbow, might finally have an answer.
You won't believe who solved it?
@seindal @Natasha_Jay
I don’t know but Magenta exists only in the mind.
https://colorsift.com/articles/magenta-color-doesnt-exist-design-secret-weapon -
Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay on the other hand do you think if you feed it enough text it will achieve AGI, or at least turn into Marvin the Paranoid Android?
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay You've cracked the code for the tech bros who want immortality - instead of Ivermectin, they can shoot bright blue toner into their bums!! So much easier and great quantities at hand...
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay My HP laser has been warning that the toner is low. For the last three years. That thing is probably functionally immortal.
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay
Replace cyan soon
Empty drums whisper softly
Life almost over -
Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay
Nice printer #MementoMori 🤪 -
@OlivierGuinart @Natasha_Jay @briankrebs There it is!
“No, don’t do it, printer!”
“F* you! no cyan!”It’s tantamount to Shakespeare.
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Thanks printer, that cheered me up
@Natasha_Jay How many extra lives can you earn by completing this level?
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