A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur
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@benroyce Stop gnawing your arm off. Look! I've got a chain saw!
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@benroyce This must be satyre...
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.
This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.
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It's a joke right? Is it even real? Is it just faked images or it doesn't really work?:
https://www.kcra.com/article/centaur-style-robot-satyress-auburn-three-halves/73324206
Hmmm
It seems to be an earnest guy hard at work on a sincere garage project
You could say he gets points for, uh, diabolical marketing
But I tend to think it's an overexposed reveal of one dude's rather personal, honest, and quirky enthusiasms that went unintentionally viral
@benroyce Whatever it is, I like that you can stop it effectively by stabbing it in the chest, seems like a smart touch
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce I'm looking forward to realistic centaur costumes that have properly articulating legs
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@benroyce Whatever it is, I like that you can stop it effectively by stabbing it in the chest, seems like a smart touch
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Oh, y'know, just normal dystopia things
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce Wasn’t expecting the ‘stab here to stop the robot’ and ‘you are mostly safe from it indoors’ directly on the landing page
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@benroyce I'm looking forward to realistic centaur costumes that have properly articulating legs
Professor Firenze from Harry Potter or nothing!
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
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@benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.
This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.
@plantagolabs @benroyce They are hand-made in a small village located deep upstream in the Uncanny Valley.
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@benroyce Wasn’t expecting the ‘stab here to stop the robot’ and ‘you are mostly safe from it indoors’ directly on the landing page
unintentional or intentional brilliant marketing
but then i wonder exactly what fucking market they are aiming for
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce Terminator Baphomet was the name of my black metal band.
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce Still better than a human.
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce just make sure you have your Satanic Temple membership card on you at all times.
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WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE THAT HEAD? 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄!
it's so unnecessary and yet... so perfect. perfectly horror movie
btw you can't kill it with fire. he had search and rescue in the woods during a fire in mind when designing it
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@plantagolabs @benroyce They are hand-made in a small village located deep upstream in the Uncanny Valley.
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@VWDasher oh come on man, sounds like the start of a great party! 🤪
@benroyce I'm opting for the pay per view version thanks, from a distance!
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce This is clearly a PR stunt to get people talking about their company. These are professionally taken photographs and they knew what it would look like. Don't talk about them, that was their intention. Fucking silicon valley.
