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I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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    I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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      I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

      el_coyote@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole cleaning hack. 5 yr olds can make choices , and we can support them or not 👍🏼😄

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

        jspath55@chaos.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        @fesshole "reverse psychology"?

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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          #4

          @fesshole a friend's parents instituted the rule that young children were only allowed to be downstairs after 8pm if the kids were doing housework. I think your 'fess is the perfect segue into that sort of arrangement. Embrace the cleanliness!

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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            #5

            @fesshole why not both?

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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              #6

              @fesshole pay them pocket money now for doing chores and it'll form a habit for later in life where they expect to help out with household work and don't just expect free money from you.

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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                @fesshole

                Yup. When my two were little and getting toward preschool, my mum (their Nan) told me "oh, if you want the older one to do something, just forbid it".

                I said "amazing. How did you figure that out?" She said, "well first I had you, then I was a schoolteacher" 😀

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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                  #8

                  @fesshole Unfortunately he'll get bored with it in five or ten minutes and want to watch something on TV/iPad. Your dreams of unpaid cleaning will crumble into dust.

                  How do I know this? I used to be a five year-old.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I've managed to convince my 5 year old he shouldn't touch the hoover. Now all he wants to do is the hoovering. He's just asked if he can do the whole house on Sunday? I replied "if you have to" Not sure if this is a cleaning hack or gas lighting and child abuse.

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                    #9

                    @fesshole Hey there, Tom Sawyer.

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