I would kill or die for Larry the cat.

[timberwraith@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion I think Larry needs to speak to a union rep. Management is clearly doing Larry wrong.

[drolltide@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion Larry is the archetypal zero cat

[tiefling@bardicperspiration.club]

@gwynnion

Larry understands the assignment.

It isn't his fault that doggo and human are not learning.

[chrisjagged@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion
There's always that one guy at work

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion maybe Larry doesn't eat truffles and is going along with Larry's values, i.e., doing nonsensical activities. I mean, people are also looking at pixels world wide and paying good money for it.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion LMAO

[geepawhill@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion Larry basically explains my whole life experience.

I was part of the team, tho.

[gwynnion@mastodon.social]

@GeePawHill I mean, was he given proper on the job training? Maybe they just don't pay him enough.

[geepawhill@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion Or maybe his contributions are in *intangibles*.

[gwynnion@mastodon.social]

@GeePawHill Unpaid internship for "exposure" gets unpaid internship level work.

[vee@musician.social]

@GeePawHill @gwynnion For Larry it’s about the journey, not the destination.

[geepawhill@mastodon.social]

@vee @gwynnion Maybe the real truffles are the friends we made along the way.

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@gwynnion " he thinks he's on the team. He's emphatically not on the team. "

Me too, Larry, me too.
Keep digging.

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion Larry can 100% be on my team. #TeamLarry

[sinvega@mas.to]

@gwynnion Larry shows up every day and works hard just to make sure the dogs recognise their own skills. He does more for the team than some dickass human who digs nothing but takes everything

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@gwynnion I LOVE HIM

[ronjeffries@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion @GeePawHill
Larry's OK. The problem is Big Fungus.
Larry is doing his part to sabotage the system.

[jpk_elmediat@c.im]

@gwynnion
As any cat will tell you, there is both something to be found, and there is nothing to found, until you finish digging the hole.
Larry is just demonstrating this by performance art, and the value of digging a hole as a creative endeavour. It is also commentary on capitalistic valuing of the worker. One works like a dog of the capitalist master, the other creates to be valued by all.

[stevensavage@sfba.social]

@dragonfrog @gwynnion Larry is doing this for love of the game!

[catswander@mastodon.social]

@gwynnion Indeed, as any noble cat lover would. Larry is demonstrating advanced feline cognitive abilities as he valiantly attempts to locate Schrodinger’s truffle. It could happen, theoretically. Larry knows.