If you're going to mansplain things to me that'll be $100 upfront.
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@babe oh lookie here, in Michael Caine's voice: "There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of women, and the sex workers"
@petko It always seemed like a contradiction to me. It's not that they just hated the industry but would just be horrendously misogynistic and abusive to /other women/
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no I mean I literally make the rules
SELF GOVERNANCE, BABEY
@babe
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no I mean I literally make the rules
SELF GOVERNANCE, BABEY
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unironically I will literally accept mansplaining if you pay me so if you have that urge to be 'well actually' at someone know that there's a service for that

@babe So you're a mansplainee as a service? That could come in handy
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@babe you know the rules, and so do I
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unironically I will literally accept mansplaining if you pay me so if you have that urge to be 'well actually' at someone know that there's a service for that

@babe Careful... I bet there's a kink for that.
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unironically I will literally accept mansplaining if you pay me so if you have that urge to be 'well actually' at someone know that there's a service for that

@babe
Noted. I may take you up on that. -
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no I mean I literally make the rules
SELF GOVERNANCE, BABEY
@babe this is the most federative thing I've seen in Masto so far, and I love it
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unironically I will literally accept mansplaining if you pay me so if you have that urge to be 'well actually' at someone know that there's a service for that

@babe does it come with a smile and nod at the right times (your own best judgement thereof) or is that extra?
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