If you're going to mansplain things to me that'll be $100 upfront.

[feike@toot.community]

@babe *ehm actually* did you know that's not how rules work, you cant *ehm actually* unilaterally declare the #law, only our *all mighty supreme leader* #Donald #Jurk #Trump can do that

And, since I *ehm actually* am a man I shall donate $100 #Venezuela Dollar,

To were must I sent those mighty monetary bills of moneypaper

🤯

[feike@toot.community]

@Longspeak @babe scuse you, I'm following

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

unironically I will literally accept mansplaining if you pay me so if you have that urge to be 'well actually' at someone know that there's a service for that

[minekpo1@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

mx @babe@glitterkitten.co.uk : guess you don’t want the TLS infodump

[jackeric@beige.party]

@babe you know the rules, and so do I

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@babe and why shouldn’t you?

You are, after all, a lawyer!

[petko@social.petko.me]

@babe what's a swerf now...

[ams@infosec.exchange]

@petko @babe "Feminist" but not supporting sex workers.

[greenskyoverme@ohai.social]

@petko sex worker exclusionary radical fauxminist

[petko@social.petko.me]

@babe oh lookie here, in Michael Caine's voice: "There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of women, and the sex workers"

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@petko It always seemed like a contradiction to me. It's not that they just hated the industry but would just be horrendously misogynistic and abusive to /other women/
Zero introspection

[worldwidewerner@mastodon.social]

@babe
I love rule 5!

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@babe @rgb amen!

[scriptfanix@maly.io]

@babe So you're a mansplainee as a service? That could come in handy

[pdcawley@mendeddrum.org]

@jackeric @babe How mich if I just want to tell you how I'm feeling?

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@babe Careful... I bet there's a kink for that.

[tlariv@mastodon.cloud]

@babe
Noted. I may take you up on that.

[retreival9096@hachyderm.io]

@pdcawley @jackeric @babe I don't get to make the rules, but if I did, a man who
1) talks about his feelings, and
2) makes them about himself
should be encouraged.

Without (2), it an improvement, but should probably be done somewhere else.

But again, not my rules, so you still need to pay.

[mx_shankly@masto.es]

@babe this is the most federative thing I've seen in Masto so far, and I love it

[joykill@mastodon.social]

@babe does it come with a smile and nod at the right times (your own best judgement thereof) or is that extra?