PASS THE BONG

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@GossiTheDog puff, puff, PASS... Do NOT keep puffing

[tito_swineflu@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog if the cars work as well as that ai vibe-coded photoshop, I'm all for it. We need cars that are limited to 10mph and require the strength of ten people to steer.

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@GossiTheDog “By 2030, I expect most CEOs will be signing virtual tits using a virtual pen while robots… wait, that sucks!”

[waledg@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog I am Waleed from Gaza, Palestine. I need someone to help me create a fundraising link. Please share.

[luna@mastodon.world]

@GossiTheDog He's finally lost his mind

[vampirdaddy@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog
The Search-and-Replace algorithm for his template engine is too slow (notice the pauses around "Germany" and "cars" ).

See also "reverse centaur".
It's probably not the worker who is getting pay for his digital twin, isn't (s)he?

[girgias@phpc.social]

@GossiTheDog man I drank a half bottle of wine and I'm like wtf is he on, how much crack cocaine does Jensen take on an hourly basis to come up with this shit.

[nonya_bidniss@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog What an oatmeal brained fool. Money does terrible things to people, who then do terrible things to the world, all the while being colossal morons. Money doesn't fix that.

[simmer@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog Jensen is a fecken idiot. It was obvious in his Ezra Klein appearance.

[lumiworx@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog

I can only guess that once you get 'fuck-em-all' rich and can envision a forever stress-free life, brain cells suddenly turn off from survival mode, and head straight into fantasy overdrive.

But, it is absolutely possible it's groundwork to rework the cash machine to keep it all going even faster... i.e., AI v2.0 -or- circular financing, turbo style.

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@GossiTheDog I once imagined that folks playing video games were actually fighting real wars, remotely.

Does that mean I can be a tech CEO now?

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

@Npars01 @bsmall2 @401matthall @GossiTheDog I agree with UBI, but where does he think the money for UBI will come from?

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@CassandraVert

I think it's worth trying and we can fund it for an eon for the cost of one Elon.

Speaking of the greater good, ya'll wanna talk about who's for dinner?

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog nobody is that stoned

[schtaks@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog So much digital stimulation!

[schtaks@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog digital bong!

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@GossiTheDog JH, here are my two (digital) fingers.

[mrclark@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog
The Board of Nvidia needs to immediately remove this idiot from being CEO. He's obviously having some sort of mental break down.

What utter jibberish. But I'm sure the AI Bros are in a big circle jerking off to this bullshit.

Fuck I hate this timeline.

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

@bsmall2 @CassandraVert @Npars01 @401matthall @GossiTheDog Ah, yeah, that does sound more like him.

[forse@kolektiva.social]

@GossiTheDog My pension fund is 5% NVIDIA and I can't move it out of there.

We're the suckers.