People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.

[prlzx@hostux.social]

@neil
… this is a teaser toot for a follow up article on why you were no longer allowed to submit jokes for Christmas crackers.

[krnlg@mastodon.social]

@MxVerda Plus, they go both ways!

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@girlonthenet

I could probably sort out a tent in front of the open refrigerator, if that might be tempting?

[drajt@fosstodon.org]

@girlonthenet Strictly speaking a properly insulated building, such as a passive house should need neither heating or cooling, so no A/C required.

It still needs to move air about and be properly constructed, but it shouldn't need A/C to stay cool.

[sjaakkeuvelaar@mastodon.nl]

@girlonthenet
Flat? Flat?
My castle has five foot thick walls and remains cool all summer…

[breizh@pleroma.breizh.pm]

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social The question is “is it a positive or negative fact” .

[glitc_@corteximplant.com]

@girlonthenet you just gave me an idea... (I don't have AC ://///)

[mookie@weredreaming.com]

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social

I've got it for a whole house. That's gotta count for something right?

@lisamelton@mastodon.social

[barnesmaurice@mastodonapp.uk]

@girlonthenet Icepack in the bedpan?

[michielw@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet ok, in the Netherlands it may mean you like wasting energy (unless you have solar panels) and therefore hate the world and like to drive over puppies and kittens as a sport in your free time. But hey, if you’re going for that type, yeah, power to you!

[ax11@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet I don't have a dating profile. nor AC but I'm a con. Want to chill?

[interpipes@thx.gg]

@girlonthenet how about heavy thermal curtains we've left closed alllllll day

[srazkvt@tech.lgbt]

@girlonthenet i have a fan aimed at my cheeks when i sleep, close enough

[jamoquanty@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet air-conners the new catfishing

[gnate@ohai.social]

@drajt @girlonthenet
Hmm, I've never lived in a properly insulated building, then.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Damn, I knew of food whores. I knew of hobosexuals. This is the first time I've considered AC prostitutes. Next, males' time may become valuable to females, then we'll really have issues in countries where prostitution is illegal.

[pmb00cs@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet but my wife would be very upset if I had an online dating profile.

[fonecokid@c.im]

@girlonthenet

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@abmallgren you are firing up your misogyny just to yell at a joke.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Ah, the oldest joke in the book. My bad.