I just had to confirm to my washing machine that I'm over 18

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@foone ️ Underwear Detected

Please upload your government ID to continue

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@nblr @foone Got one of those on my 3D printer, thanks to Bambu.

[0x520@kolektiva.social]

@foone I am sorry for our loss.

[foone@digipres.club]

@piepants @nblr heh. mine is on "local network only" mode, which seems good other than the fact it refuses to do timelapses

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@foone @nblr yeah, mine's local only too, but my trust in network connected devices is so low it's also on a firewalled VLAN.

[whynotzoidberg@topspicy.social]

@Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit (stumbling across this thread)... From memory Samsung went out publicly (or leaked an internal memo, I don't know) stating that they had a problem that only 20% of their smart devices ever got connected by customers.

[foone@digipres.club]

@gsuberland @piepants @nblr
oh interesting. I'll have to try that

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@Blort @foone or you've been told to by your parents who quite frankly don't need anymore obstacles in the way of trying to teach their teenage kid to become responsible

[piepants@famichiki.jp]

@gsuberland @foone @nblr my P1S does timelapses on the microSD card but yeah if you’ve got a model with a USB port that should work.

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@Cadbury_Moose @foone I too use my washing machine for cooking

[pomegranatepirate@kolektiva.social]

@foone wtf maan!

[drchaos@sauropods.win]

@WhyNotZoidberg @Netzblockierer @foone @geerlingguy @internetofshit "problem"....

[nohhue@mastodon.social]

@foone "What are you doing, standard user?"

[asyetundecided@mastodon.social]

@foone Can never be too sure.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@jra @foone And let us never forget the countless young lives claimed in their prime by the merciless spin cycle. They had their whole loads ahead of them.

[pouakai@mastodon.social]

@foone
Probably need VPN to use washing machine

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@foone @Burstaholic
"can't be added"
thems fighting words
open her up.
I wanna see the comms board.
/s

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@foone Interesting … We have a saying in Dutch about very simple jobs: “een kind kan de was doen”. Literal translation: “a child can do laundry”. I guess those days are over now.