I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

[flesh@transfem.social]

@Artists_Ali@sunny.garden The only "cloud" I wanna connect my brain to is the shapeless eldritch monstrosity outside of euclidean space.

[joshua@hooray.computer]

@RobotDiver @Artists_Ali my brain is already an overcrowded zoo, why in the gods’ name would I ever want my brain to do More Thoughts

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

I did not know it was possible to go this viral on Mastodon. ‍️

[forestine@sunny.garden]

@Artists_Ali my biggest post was also about ai lol

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@forestine No surprise it would be unpopular here

[zaphodb@twitter.resolvt.net]

@Artists_Ali I especially do not want 1000 more thoughts at AI API latencies. Its annoying enough to watch via CLI already, actually having to wait for your thoughts to come back sounds absolutely terrifying to me.

[mmezabet@craftgoblin.club]

@Artists_Ali Anything involving ADHD will get massive boost, too, lol

[me@social.jlamothe.net]

@isaackuo @Artists_Ali 1000 × 0 is still 0

[hsza@social.tudbut.de]

@Artists_Ali AI executives do not understand thinking more =/= thinking better. …that kinda sums up the craze, actually

[thomasjwebb@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali indeed I wish I could donate my extra thoughts to thoughtless people

[miawinter@mastoart.social]

@Artists_Ali as an adhd

Yes, you really really don't

[kc@social.coop]

@Artists_Ali no no, let them have the intrusive thoughts of that embarrassing thing they did at age 8 and the sudden interest on landmark bridges in Uzbekistan at 3h in the morning

[flup@mastodon.scot]

@Artists_Ali If computers started learning from the inside of my head, they’d craft an elaborate emergency stop button before smacking it as hard as it could.

[svavar@masto.svavar.com]

@JoscelynTransient @Artists_Ali

Same with alcohol. I’ve also been fired and reprimanded for sharing my thoughts on how I think leadership is inept and not interested in fixing issues or doing good work.

These narcissists would flip their shit if everyone came to them with 1000x more thoughts about how things should be done, which is why I think we should do it (minus the brain implant).

[shadowfals@toot.cat]

@Artists_Ali you went fungal!

[cyborus@social.cartoon-aa.xyz]

@hsza@social.tudbut.de @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden ... yeah that's. exactly the problem yeah

[cyborus@social.cartoon-aa.xyz]

@hsza@social.tudbut.de @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden oh lmao that post is three months old

[hsza@social.tudbut.de]

@Cyborus @Artists_Ali still relevant

[cyborus@social.cartoon-aa.xyz]

@hsza@social.tudbut.de @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden

[zarkonnen@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali This is like the "we only use x% of our brain" nonsense. Do you want a seizure?