UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@marjolica @kbm0

A navel seems a strange place to find an orange

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@kbm0 @urlyman Milk seems to have the appropriate longevity. ️

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa
and joins the dots back to Milk-Snatcher Thatcher

@kbm0

[kbm0@mastodon.social]

@urlyman @feijoa Yeah it needs to be in a 1/3 pint bottle with a Sweetheart straw, like we used to get at school prior to Maggie. You'd better call the Daily Mirror and let them know.

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@kbm0 contacting the Unicode Consortium in advance

@feijoa

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@kbm0 @urlyman Proper English milk. 󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa for local people, we’ll have none of your woke plant milk here!

@kbm0

[marjolica@social.linux.pizza]

@urlyman @kbm0 it's actually the other way round: "The navel orange is a variety of orange with a characteristic second fruit at the apex, which protrudes slightly like a human navel".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_orange

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@marjolica fluff free?

@kbm0

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa just realised Benny, you’re probably way ahead of me on this
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/milk-white-supremacy-racism_n_5bffad35e4b0864f4f6a3e28

@kbm0

[kbm0@mastodon.social]

@urlyman @feijoa Ah bollocks. Some racist always has to spoil it.

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@urlyman @kbm0 I was not aware, but spoilt milk fits even better than I had imagined. It works on so many levels.

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@kbm0 @urlyman From the archives... The political power of dairy.

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa putting the hurt into yoghurt

@kbm0

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@urlyman @kbm0

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

…Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@WuMargaret easily done, and advisable. Sorry to unfurl painful memories

@kotaro

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

…And in the wise words of Rihanna:

Now that it’s rainin’ more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
When the lettuce has salmonella
When the lettuce has salmonella

Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay

[shiawase@mastodon.social]

@kbm0 @urlyman
beansprouts?

[sadkitten@mastodon.social]

@urlyman how many lettuces for Larry ?