UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@shiawase @kbm0 @urlyman Does that mean, you would measure EU politician's tenures in brussel sprouts?

[wen@mastodon.scot]

@feijoa @Lazarou @kbm0 @urlyman He looks better in vanilla

[wumargaret@ack.nerdfight.online]

@shaedrich @kotaro @urlyman Sooooo many heads of lettuce

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@urlyman Would be an interesting way to vote:
1. Voters are ask if they would prefer the contender or the lettuce as PM
2. When the lettuce gets a majority, there has to be another round of elections
3. Media could present this similar to selecting a new pope ("Nope, lettuce again, no news")

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman They could probably fill out a whole … reflecting pool

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman Might be a new self-description for political apathics: "Lettuce heads"

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@urlyman I'm sure "lettuce vs PM" already is a category on PolyMarket

[floe@hci.social]

@at @Thebratdragon @urlyman A cat, a mouse, and a lettuce walk into Downing Street No. 10...

[floe@hci.social]

@urlyman Come on , you can't leave out Maggie Thatcher, weighing in at (I believe) a whopping 86 lettuces?

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@floe the post at the top is *exactly* 500 characters. Everyone since has been Thatcherite anyway ‍️

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@shaedrich ha! No doubt

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@The4thCircle hence ‘approximated’. Not sure I’m eager to eat a 7-week old cut lettuce, or older https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116793332104050568

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@artemist I thank you for this stat. I am feline it

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@shaedrich @shiawase @kbm0 brassicacious idea

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@Wen 🤭
@feijoa @Lazarou @kbm0

[shaedrich@mastodon.online]

@urlyman Or what would be an unmistakably British way to say "having drawn a blank"?