Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[greenpepper22@mastodon.social]

@futurebird for directly cooking hotdogs with electricity, reminiscent of The Hot Dogger from the 1970s . Just plug the other end of the USB cord directly into the hot dog!!

[nanowiz@vmst.io]

@futurebird

Starlink coordinates upload

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@Doomed_Daniel @futurebird

… Measured, obviously, in bites.

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird there is no right answer. This is a trick question!

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@futurebird
That's where the cook comes out when they're expressed.

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@lapis
People remember the creepy gifts.

@futurebird

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@apLundell @futurebird bro might be cooking

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

If you beatbox too close to the microwave you'll burn the popcorn.

[blp@framapiaf.org]

@futurebird Because if they were in the microwave you'd end up cooking your phone

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @apLundell wouldnt it stop early?

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

It stops when the average space between pops falls under some wonderful threshold i think?

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @apLundell oohhh smart

[funnymonkey@freeradical.zone]

@futurebird
Save your important work files in the water you are boiling.

I mean. Obvs.

[leymoo@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird micro usb, obviously

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@futurebird The left one is for Speed Defrost, the right one is for Start/Stop. They're clearly labelled.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@futurebird

To get to the other side.

[srlevine@neuromatch.social]

@futurebird So you can run the toaster oven at the same time.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@futurebird vibrator use while cooking

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

for streamlining sabotage with a USB killer.

[diver300@mastodon.social]

@futurebird They're connected to the output of the HT transformer so you can use that for fractal burning without having to open the microwave and see the danger notices.