Why are there usb ports on the microwave?

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@Doomed_Daniel @futurebird

… Measured, obviously, in bites.

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird there is no right answer. This is a trick question!

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@futurebird
That's where the cook comes out when they're expressed.

[softwaretheron@mas.to]

@lapis
People remember the creepy gifts.

@futurebird

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@apLundell @futurebird bro might be cooking

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

If you beatbox too close to the microwave you'll burn the popcorn.

[blp@framapiaf.org]

@futurebird Because if they were in the microwave you'd end up cooking your phone

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @apLundell wouldnt it stop early?

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@yugthebug @apLundell

It stops when the average space between pops falls under some wonderful threshold i think?

[yugthebug@mastodon.social]

@futurebird @apLundell oohhh smart

[funnymonkey@freeradical.zone]

@futurebird
Save your important work files in the water you are boiling.

I mean. Obvs.

[leymoo@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird micro usb, obviously

[damonwakes@mastodon.sdf.org]

@futurebird The left one is for Speed Defrost, the right one is for Start/Stop. They're clearly labelled.

[rk@mastodon.well.com]

@futurebird

To get to the other side.

[srlevine@neuromatch.social]

@futurebird So you can run the toaster oven at the same time.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@futurebird vibrator use while cooking

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

for streamlining sabotage with a USB killer.

[diver300@mastodon.social]

@futurebird They're connected to the output of the HT transformer so you can use that for fractal burning without having to open the microwave and see the danger notices.

[ticklishhoneybee@twoot.site]

@futurebird You don't warm your code before working on it? I thought everyone did this.

[garthderby@mstdn.party]

@futurebird

In the event that Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker need R2D2 to hack into the Empire data Base for plans to the Death Star to expose any vulnerabilities…while they’re popping microwave popcorn.