You can park here if you’re disabled, old, a parent, or expecting a wifi router.

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@piepants Congratulations! It's a TP Link!

[wademcgillis@mastodon.social]

@piepants please disable your ringtone by setting your uterus to "vibrate"

[ranggie4@mastodon.social]

@piepants Could've sworn it was a weirdly shaped clock with the alarm that's been ringing since 9.

[disisdeguey2@spore.social]

@piepants lol

[samanthajanesmith@lgbtqia.space]

@disorderlyf @piepants I was hoping for a WiFi extender....

[cynaq@beige.party]

@piepants how do we know “old”?

It could very well be a young person politely placing a giant f on the ground.

[ivor@mstdn.social]

@piepants or, also for top right:

'participating in a sheep dog trial'.
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[twotired@universeodon.com]

@piepants Seriously, what ARE the curved lines around the belly supposed to convey?

[fourt4@mastodonapp.uk]

@Ivor @piepants yeah, came here to confirm, top right is "shepherd".

[fourt4@mastodonapp.uk]

@noodle @piepants 2nd from left is "tuning fork musician"

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@piepants lol

[gustav@mastodonsweden.se]

@piepants I think that's a RSS-feed, not WiFi

[ohir@social.vivaldi.net]

@Twotired
> Seriously ... to convey?

Seriously: the third trimester of pregnancy, when the baby starts to make it quite clear to mum every few hours that it’s getting a bit cramped in there.

@piepants

[accordionbruce@mastodon.social]

@Twotired @piepants
Having an ultrasound 🩻

[dubikan@tooot.im]

@piepants the alternative is to make this a parking spot reserved, inter alia, for fat people

[ohir@social.vivaldi.net]

@piepants
> or expecting

your baby to exercise their arms and legs inside.