Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
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@rooster transgender avocados
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
Avocado's Pride flags
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster Finally a good descriptor of my gender: "B-type avocado"
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster I misread the line at the bottom as "based polymorphism"
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster@beige.party Also the ever present excample of clownfish. Masculine only when suffficiently bullied. Turn female if stress lessens and start bullying the weaker males. XD Of course no relation to any real life humans whatsoever.
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@alexadeswift @alreadydeadxd @rooster
Be careful, don't eat it after midnight!
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@alexadeswift @alreadydeadxd @rooster
Be careful, don't eat it after midnight!
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@rooster
Plus one for Science,
Minus one for The Goatherders' Guide to the Galaxy.(Honestly, everything about biology gets more insanely complex and interwoven the closer and deeper you look. From a thousand feet in the air, a forest looks like a lawn. Get close enough, a lawn looks like a jungle.)
@PhilSalkie @rooster current score
Science: one million points.
The Goatherder's Guild: minus five million points -
Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster so now we have a trans emoji
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@rooster
all avocados are trans.
Transphobes can now not eat avocado toast or guacamole. Or they're just posers.@Gurre @rooster @patterfloof I wish that worked, if it did, transphobes couldn't use anything with a LSI or higher integrated chip, and defiantly nothing with an ARM cpu in it.. but it doesn't stop 'em using their iphone/etc to spout crap....
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster
Genderfluid avocados -
Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster is avocado juice the long searched genderfluid then?
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster It's funny when people start talking about the y- and x-chromosomes defining gender because it shows that they really just stopped paying attention to biology somewhere around grade 5. Those chromosomes only exist in humans, and even there they only have an indirect relation to sex (which is caused by different hormones being present at different stages of foetal development and how we get non-xx females and non-xy males, and probably plays a significant part in gender dysphoria).
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster Assigned Gender In Morning.
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@CordiallyChloe @rooster Wait... Does that mean I have to wake up a boy every morning and then transition again every day? Because that sounds fucking exhausting!
@faithisleaping @CordiallyChloe @rooster if you're a plant you've got nothing else on your schedule so you may as well
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster Avacado Dysphoria is the name of my Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.
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@rooster Assigned Gender In Morning.
@ruawhitepaw @rooster Troy and Abed assigning gender in the mooooorning
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@faithisleaping @CordiallyChloe @rooster if you're a plant you've got nothing else on your schedule so you may as well
I fully intend to photosynthesize all day, thank you very much!
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster@beige.party okay that is really fucking cool
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Them: nature made MALE and FEMALE and you can’t change it
Nature:
@rooster snails have a vagina and a penis as far as I remember?
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