I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@JoscelynTransient That's why I take weed! Gotta reduce the thoughts down to something manageable.

Sorry you got shafted at work.
I hope someone appreciates you properly soon.

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@Artists_Ali I took two seconds to imagine someone with anxiety and/or depression having this and, holy shit no, this would kill people

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@sinvega @Artists_Ali I expect it to do SOMETHING, just not what they want it to.

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@Artists_Ali

I am urging AI Executives everywhere to attempt to have one thought that is not about money. Maybe try having a Creative Thought?

[deepmud@mas.to]

@Artists_Ali a thousand times, yes! An overactive mind is a fucking curse.

Trying to go to sleep is quite the job! ️

[shdwdrgn@tech.lgbt]

@Artists_Ali Sorry to say, but I would absolutely do this! Judging by the comments here, I'm one of the lucky ones who found a balance with intrusive thoughts and makes use of the noise in my head for everyday life. Yeah ok I have a million unfinished projects lying around, but man, if I could use that computing power when I'm hyper-focused on a subject..!

[huntingdon@mstdn.social]

@Artists_Ali

Nobody wants to smoke whatever that AI executive is on, when s/he claimed that AI will help people connect their brains to the cloud and increase their thoughts a thousand-fold. The guy needs to be in a padded cell, not running a business.

Since this AI executive seems addicted to science fiction, I suggest he rewatch what happens to Cate Blanchett's character at the end of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

[inderix@booping.synth.download]

@Artists_Ali@sunny.garden I saw "connect their brains to the cloud" and thought of Microsoft introducing opt-out OneDrive sync for your brain

[piglet@mastodon.scot]

@Artists_Ali AI execs want everyone to connect the brain to the cloud so they can future monetize the 4 low level thoughts neurotypicals like me actually have in a day. The "we own everything and you only rent it" agenda for the human mind.

[mysturji@mastodonapp.uk]

@Artists_Ali
They think it’ll turn them into “Lucy”, but it’ll be more like “The Terminal Man”.

[mysturji@mastodonapp.uk]

@itsmaya @Artists_Ali
Are you sure? They have money. Lots.

[crystal_fish_caves@mstdn.party]

@Artists_Ali not only do I NOT want 1,000 more thoughts, they can have the ones I have now. Take my thoughts.
Please.

[mysturji@mastodonapp.uk]

@Artists_Ali @JoscelynTransient
Weed seems to increase my thoughts, but they tend to be funny ones, so that’s OK.

[epic_null@infosec.exchange]

@Shdwdrgn @Artists_Ali Counter argHOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREAument, I think we haNEVER TRUST THIS ONE VEGITABLEve proven whCANDY CRUSH DOWNLOADy that is a terNEED MORE THOUGHT TIME? GET THOUGHTS PLUS FOR ONLY 29.99 A WEEKrible idea.

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@mysturji @Artists_Ali I think you might have missed the implication that plugging your brain into experimental brain altering equipment is very likely to be somewhere between debilitaing and fatal.
That's what I call a win.

[mysturji@mastodonapp.uk]

@itsmaya @Artists_Ali
“Debilitating”+Money=Trump
You want thousands of them?

[skimbrel@wandering.shop]

@Artists_Ali i have plenty of spare thoughts lying around to donate to the neurotypical folks if they want to try the ADHD Experience

[willi@hachyderm.io]

@Artists_Ali what 1000 multiplied by zero, someone should have asked that CEO...

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@aburka @Artists_Ali

[drikanis@mstdn.ca]

@Artists_Ali it's like the whole "we only use 10% of our brain, we should unlock using 100% of it" crap that used to circulate. using 100% of your brain is called a seizure.