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  3. Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

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  • lana@beige.partyL This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

    Anyway here's a real headline:

    easydor@metalhead.clubE aburgerabz@mastodon.socialA apostateenglishman@mastodon.worldA gilgwath@social.tchncs.deG chrisp@cyberplace.socialC 12 Replies Last reply
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    • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

      Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

      Anyway here's a real headline:

      easydor@metalhead.clubE This user is from outside of this forum
      easydor@metalhead.clubE This user is from outside of this forum
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      #2

      @Lana Just fucking Dipshits!

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      • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

        Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

        Anyway here's a real headline:

        aburgerabz@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
        aburgerabz@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        @Lana invaded? They rule the place

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        • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

          Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

          Anyway here's a real headline:

          apostateenglishman@mastodon.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
          apostateenglishman@mastodon.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #4

          @Lana I'm looking forward to the first example of an ICE agent managing to electrocute themselves because someone has thrown saline solution on them and they're stupid.

          Fedifriends, if you encounter such a story please tag me so I don't miss it! It will be guaranteed to brighten my day. 🙏🏼

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          • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

            Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

            Anyway here's a real headline:

            gilgwath@social.tchncs.deG This user is from outside of this forum
            gilgwath@social.tchncs.deG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #5

            @Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?

            juliesqveakaroo@dragon.styleJ lana@beige.partyL 2 Replies Last reply
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            • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

              Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

              Anyway here's a real headline:

              chrisp@cyberplace.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
              chrisp@cyberplace.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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              #6

              @Lana The real question is, "Why TF are there police in schools?". Get your gun control in order and you don't need metal detectors and a police presence in schools.

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              • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                Anyway here's a real headline:

                dergiga@troet.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
                dergiga@troet.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @Lana Me: So the Führer is a rambling old man that is on the brink of death only held together by heavy medication. He reliefs himself in front of others and degrades in an infant state...
                I feel like we've been here before.

                Writer: He's not on Venus and he doesn't shoot Ronald Reagan.

                Me: That doesn't feel like an improvement.

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                • gilgwath@social.tchncs.deG gilgwath@social.tchncs.de

                  @Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?

                  juliesqveakaroo@dragon.styleJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  juliesqveakaroo@dragon.styleJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @gilgwath @Lana That was before they learned that there are children of both non-white and non-gender-conforming types... and that threatens them...

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                  • gilgwath@social.tchncs.deG gilgwath@social.tchncs.de

                    @Lana I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?

                    lana@beige.partyL This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @gilgwath

                    It was never about "defending women and children".

                    Just like it was never about separated water fountains.

                    It's about fascistic control.

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                    • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                      Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                      Anyway here's a real headline:

                      clayfoot@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #10

                      @Lana Reference:
                      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/22/omaha-nebraska-school-district-shock-gloves-police

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                      • clayfoot@mastodon.socialC clayfoot@mastodon.social

                        @Lana Reference:
                        https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/22/omaha-nebraska-school-district-shock-gloves-police

                        clayfoot@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                        clayfoot@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @Lana For students, consider lining your daily jacket or hoodie with carbon fiber tape
                        https://hackaday.io/project/196-homamade-carbon-tape-taser-proof-clothing

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                        • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                          Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                          Anyway here's a real headline:

                          moelassus@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @Lana it’s almost as if law enforcement was never about “protect and serve”.

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                          • lana@beige.partyL This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #13

                            @KateConnors forgive me if I don't believe the man standing in front of a Nazi flag in the uniform of people who somehow keep on shooting us in the face.

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                            • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                              Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                              Anyway here's a real headline:

                              dryak@mstdn.scienceD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #14

                              @Lana if you wrote it into a video game, all the critics would complain that it's "too on the nose", "too much cliche", "too exaggerated", etc.

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                              • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                                Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                                Anyway here's a real headline:

                                mycotropic@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #15

                                @Lana

                                Shock gloves are why we invented the boar spear.

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                                • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                                  Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                                  Anyway here's a real headline:

                                  cafechatnoir@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cafechatnoir@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #16

                                  @Lana

                                  Yeah, when I saw this, my first thought was, "THEY'VE BEEN USING THEM IN SCHOOLS??!?"

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                                  • apostateenglishman@mastodon.worldA apostateenglishman@mastodon.world

                                    @Lana I'm looking forward to the first example of an ICE agent managing to electrocute themselves because someone has thrown saline solution on them and they're stupid.

                                    Fedifriends, if you encounter such a story please tag me so I don't miss it! It will be guaranteed to brighten my day. 🙏🏼

                                    cafechatnoir@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    cafechatnoir@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #17

                                    @ApostateEnglishman

                                    Pretty sure they'll electrocute themselves taking a whizz.

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                                    • lana@beige.partyL lana@beige.party

                                      Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children."

                                      Anyway here's a real headline:

                                      sequentialsnep@meow.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #18

                                      @Lana
                                      I'm not from the us and I want a different timeline.

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