The ocean demands more billionaires 🌊

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@catsalad

[amj@mastodon.xyz]

@catsalad
There are more efficient ways to do human sacrifices.

(in the song he put politicians in a room then let them explose)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryzp0Pklc8

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad who am I to disagree?

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@catsalad Well, the billionaires seem to be demanding more ocean, and they're winning.

[tkissing@mastodon.social]

@alice @catsalad
I travel the world and the seven seas

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@tkissing @alice @catsalad
Everybody’s looking for drownable billionaires

[puppyfromlosandes@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad

Did somebody say... ORCAS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[joe_von_saporski@bunt.social]

@catsalad
put them all in a carbon submarine, carbon submarine, carbon submarine
*sing*

[sindarina@ngmx.com]

@catsalad hashtag team orca

[sb@metroholografix.ca]

@catsalad
Save some for the sun!

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@punissuer @heathen_cat @catsalad

Does ketamine count as organic?

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

The volcanoes demand more billionaires.

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Tell them wade mode works better in the salt water of the ocean.

[tarrenvane@autistics.life]

@Psychonaut @catsalad For drowning? LOL

[cochise@social.subversida.de]

@catsalad we must apease the waves.

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@catsalad like whale falls, billionaire falls can support a biodiverse community of tube worms, isopods, molluscs and crustaceans

[ned@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad Surely we must sacrifice them to each of the elements, not just water. Throw a quarter into the ocean, a quarter into volcanoes, a quarter into the deep pits we dug for our nuclear waste, and a quarter we put into tanks full of captured, pressurized, carbon dioxide. Any remainder we sacrifice to that rare fifth element, the guillotine.

[crispius@mstdn.fname.ca]

@johnefrancis
Billionaires are great people, deep down.

@catsalad

[cjpaloma@mstdn.social]

@catsalad and when we run out of those, their lackeys must also go!

[imprinted@mastodon.uno]

@catsalad
I was thinking Marianna trench will be deep enough for them.