Thank you AWS for the impromptu cardio

[yuriel@kind.social]

@RinaVolpina What in the fuck?

[rinavolpina@rubber.social]

y’all i’m gonna need a couple of tips to help me with this one

[rinavolpina@rubber.social]

@Yuriel eh, it’s only a billion dollars

[anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz]

@RinaVolpina have you considered robbing AWS? Keeps the scope local, effective reuse of variables and resources

[tthbaltazar@chaos.social]

@RinaVolpina
ah, so that's why Amazon is worth a billion :3c

[vash@mstdn.games]

@RinaVolpina
For the rest of my life and thenlife of my grand grad children

[sangu@m.fa.gl]

@RinaVolpina you owe aws a thousand dollars its your problem. you owe aws a billion dollars - its theirs

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@RinaVolpina If you owe Amazon $100, that's your problem. If you owe Amazon $1271309247.83, that's Amazon's problem.

[xssfox@cloudisland.nz]

@RinaVolpina try reducing from 3 nat gateways to 1

[baa@mk.absturztau.be]

@RinaVolpina@rubber.social my manager is like "how much does this aws stuff cost us?"
Me:

[olafke@muenchen.social]

@RinaVolpina that's AWS adopting AI in their billing

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@RinaVolpina I would just tell them "good luck with that."

They must have put you on the musk plan.

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@RinaVolpina

[aylith@xantronix.social]

@RinaVolpina hahaha just saw a toot saying some people are getting bills larger than the GDP of Finland xD

[realgene@hachyderm.io]

@RinaVolpina
This is just the Bezos Rollover Bug, where Jeff's wealth exceeded 63 bits.

[rinavolpina@rubber.social]

@aylith yeah, seems to scale with the real usage!

[ralph@hear-me.social]

@RealGene @RinaVolpina

Wouldn't that make the number negative? AWS owes you that billion dollars.

[justin@mastodon.tacoma.community]

@RinaVolpina
Any bets it was cause by AI coding.

[charlotte@rivals.space]

@RinaVolpina just the usual friday bill, nothing to see here

[stekopf@mstdn.social]

@RinaVolpina

Does the dashboard have any useful (and shareable) details?