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@cabel apparently the jumper got away relatively uninjured, but that had to sting.
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@cabel Ouch, that was close. Apparently the tents did slow his impact and saved his neck.
Gravity sucks, and physics always wins. Be careful when doing something stupid.
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Why would anyone send back out again a skydiver who thought it was a good idea to steer their trailing flag into a tree?
@richpuchalsky @cabel Maybe people will pay to see that show again.
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@cabel just imagine the stench coming out of that girl with jeans shorts and Texan boots. A truly aromatic fashion statement.
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@cabel Oh, you meant dropped. Literally dropped.
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@cabel Oh, you meant dropped. Literally dropped.
@Karen5Lund @cabel I came here to write this
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@cabel why did the cameraman not immediately drop the camera and run to help
a tacky failed parachute is still a failed parachute@anselmschueler @cabel The parachute didn’t fail. It gave lift to the end. It’s the weight on the parachute that got caught in the trees. That turned a linear descent into a circular slamdown.
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@richpuchalsky @cabel Maybe people will pay to see that show again.
@Pinnebaer @richpuchalsky @cabel I would pay that ticket
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@cabel Between that and the pissing convention elephant, it's a bumper crop this year.
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@cabel You’ve made my day.
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Must be a Republican!
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(If you’re worried, don’t be: “A rodeo spokesperson told KCRA 3 that the skydiver is doing well aside from a small cut over his lip and that he will be jumping again this Friday evening.”)
@cabel Thanks for this reassuring comment.
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