I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

[gnomon@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali I must invoke a classic, with credit to @Gargron ...

https://polymaths.social/@kytta/statuses/01JYVMR42TMERB76BQF4HN8CQ8 #woolly #stationWagon

[raphaelmorgan@disabled.social]

@quinn @Artists_Ali well now I'm thinking about rich cishet white men having to process my trauma and that's the closest thing I've ever heard to a good argument for this bullshit (not worth it, but a cat can dream)

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@Artists_Ali
All I want out of life is my head to be 50% quieter.

[lispi314@udongein.xyz]

@Artists_Ali@sunny.garden It could be fine, if the processing capacity was also adjusted accordingly.

In this particular case though, I find that corposcum executive bold to think I would trust their proprietary crap anywhere near my central processor.

[lispi314@udongein.xyz]

@6@possum.city @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden

THEN it could maybe allow for like…3x more thoughts…lol

Yeah, the thermal envelope the brain operates within has rather limited margins for any internal improvement that doesn’t include a revamp of most of the skull & circulatory system.

[lispi314@udongein.xyz]

@Umbreon @Artists_Ali Finally catch up on one's Ao3 reading backlog?

[dienstag@norden.social]

@Artists_Ali
THAT IS SO true!
For us 1.000 thoughts less, wouldn't make neurotypicals.

[nieuemma@mastodon.de]

@Aedius @Artists_Ali I'm pretty sure its fine to multiply by zero, just not divide by zero

[boredomfestival@sfba.social]

@Artists_Ali yeah, that's a big, not a feature

[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]

@alienghic @Artists_Ali
have a neuralink installed.

survive.

it works?

have all consuming intrusive thoughts that are only temporarily abated via buying tesla stock.

[torx@social.tchncs.de]

@Artists_Ali Plus: the companies behind these services will exploit it, I guarantee it

[aubreydelosdestinos@101010.pl]

@Artists_Ali @dzwiedziu Also, they're not ready. Not in the slightest. But also, it could be funny to see when they finally do it.

[wizbean@tech.lgbt]

@Artists_Ali AI executive evolved into AI executive dysfunction!

[rubelicious@mastodon.ie]

@burnitdown

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[lucydev@wetdry.world]

@Artists_Ali yup, get ready to never really unwind mentally for the rest of your existence lol

[samd@social.coop]

@Artists_Ali now I’m thinking of the Invincible meme, “look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power”, with the “power” crossed out and replaced with “paralyzing anxiety”

[theothersimo@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali I mean all their thoughts are from dystopian movies anyway, so why not.

[howlingeverett@friendsofdesoto.social]

@Artists_Ali I got 999 thoughts and they’re all about something stupid I said on a video call last week and what bad things might happen because of that.

[6@possum.city]

@lispi314@udongein.xyz @Artists_Ali@sunny.garden liquid cooling tap to the brain

[zgryphon@privacysafe.social]

@Artists_Ali Especially when 999 of them are "SQUIRREL!" and the thousandth is "I wonder what Brian May is doing today?"