UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
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…Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o
…And in the wise words of Rihanna:
Now that it’s rainin’ more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
When the lettuce has salmonella
When the lettuce has salmonellaAy, ay, ay
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@urlyman As a yardstick for political impermanence, the lettuce seems well suited - for prime ministers. But I fear we will need a smaller unit to measure the tenure of Reform councillors. I cannot offhand think of a vegetable that perishes rapidly enough.

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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman how many lettuces for Larry ?
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@urlyman how many lettuces for Larry ?
@SadKitten probs prefers fish
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman I'm sorry but this is incorrect. The lettuce outluved Liz Truss' prime ministership.
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman So, good News for the Farmer….
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@urlyman I'm sorry but this is incorrect. The lettuce outluved Liz Truss' prime ministership.
@trashboypro hence the word ‘approximated’. And a 7-week old cut lettuce is for sure past its best
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman I think we should limit politicians to 1 lettuce tenure from now on
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@urlyman I think we should limit politicians to 1 lettuce tenure from now on
@staringatclouds I favour sortition over a cooler-box-constitution
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@staringatclouds I favour sortition over a cooler-box-constitution
@urlyman We can keep the lettuce in the cooler, brilliant!
Seconded
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@urlyman So, good News for the Farmer….
@16bit if they have a margin after the supermarkets have gouged them, I guess
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post
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@urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post
@rokabe thank you. Happy to ship fresh produce, and welcome all leafy puns
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@SadKitten probs prefers fish
@urlyman with a side of mice
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@WuMargaret easily done, and advisable. Sorry to unfurl painful memories
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…Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o
@urlyman think Ms Truss has been unduly demonised as plenty of evidence to show it was already crashing, and a cynical person may suggest a lot of the rhetoric came from Mr Sunak's camp because he was not happy at loosing. Not saying she did right or was blameless because that's incorrect but trying to trigger growth, the economy and provide tax cuts for those most needing it was a very good thing. The current lot of GDP chasers, and the Tories before them, have done the polar opposite and generated nothing from it.
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In fact Larry and Lettuce in coalition.
@Thebratdragon @urlyman and a mouse (it’d make crossing the floor an interesting exercise)
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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@urlyman think Ms Truss has been unduly demonised as plenty of evidence to show it was already crashing, and a cynical person may suggest a lot of the rhetoric came from Mr Sunak's camp because he was not happy at loosing. Not saying she did right or was blameless because that's incorrect but trying to trigger growth, the economy and provide tax cuts for those most needing it was a very good thing. The current lot of GDP chasers, and the Tories before them, have done the polar opposite and generated nothing from it.
@EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply
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…I apologise for the lettuce shouting that the above post inflicts upon users of screen readers.
Here is a less shouty version with just the number of lettuces for each PM. 1 lettuce represents roughly 7 weeks of tenure.
Keir Starmer: 15
Rishi Sunak: 13
Liz Truss: 1
Boris Johnson: 23
Theresa May: 23
David Cameron: 46
Gordon Brown: 21
Tony Blair: 76
John Major: 489 Prime Ministers, 266 lettuces and almost 36 years later the UK is still on course for an Iceberg 🤪
@urlyman you sir, are brilliant 🤌