Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
IRQ jumpers on dial up modems.
I've watched disk defraggers glitter in the dark on Windows 3.0.
All those moments will be lost in time, like backups on Jazz disks.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I'm 24, but damned if I'm gonna deal with the idiots swarming the rest of the internet. This place and Tumblr are my safe spaces.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog You're absolutely right. You nailed it
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog disagree. i just joined and im baby
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@GossiTheDog Mastodon is where I come to hear young people complain about being old.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitObviously…
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog forgot who wrote that here, but it was something like "I use Debian, that should be age verification enough."
perfection!
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog true, underage people are too busy hooked in other social media abusive algorithms:
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog I'm old enough that this was my first foray into hacking:
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@GossiTheDog if you're here you're old enough to refer to The Hunt For Red October when someone asks what ping is.
And to be horrified and confused that they've never heard of it.
@fencepost @GossiTheDog when I was 40 I joined a company with about 150 staff. Turned out I was the oldest employee. I commented that "It's like Logan's Run here" and no one knew what I was talking about because none of them were old enough to have seen it!
I felt old that day.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitMaybe, but the standard Mastodon software now asks for your birthdate when you sign up. It says this information won't be saved, and there doesn't seem to be any verification of it, but given the way the laws are going I don't think it will be too much longer before the big operators like mastodon.social are required to join in the new ID verification schemes.
There should always be a place for small, private servers, but anyone the governments decide is "commercial" is going to have to give in at some point unless we can stop all of these ID schemes and roll back the ones already in place.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog Concur.
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@fencepost @GossiTheDog when I was 40 I joined a company with about 150 staff. Turned out I was the oldest employee. I commented that "It's like Logan's Run here" and no one knew what I was talking about because none of them were old enough to have seen it!
I felt old that day.
@richardjh @GossiTheDog does it help that this year is the 50th anniversary of the film?
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog on mastodon everyone is a cat... and cat are not subject to Palantir surveillance progra... age vérification.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog and it's been forever since!
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@GossiTheDog I want to deny I am old but hell, Strong Bad Email #1 is almost old enough to rent a car.
@huronbikes @GossiTheDog "I understood that reference!"
...which is a reference to a 14yo movie at this point.
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitIf they did, I'd need to pull a twenty years ago photo "Me when I was still young".
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shitIt reminds me of the thermos I bought that promises to keep cold things cold and hot things hot.
And I always wonder, how does it know?
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@GossiTheDog I'm old enough that this was my first foray into hacking:
AOL: Always Off Line
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Mastodon has automatic age verification built in, no scanning your face
if you join here you're old you've seen too much shit you're tired of said shit@GossiTheDog +9001%
