You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina @sinituulia The first problem would be fitting in common homes. The Gandalf Hobbiton problem.
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
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@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
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@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
@sindarina A city of just Fediverse people would probably look a little different than most cities...
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@sindarina A city of just Fediverse people would probably look a little different than most cities...
@sinituulia I remember a story about a future in which Berlin is a completely queer city state of sorts, which would be interesting.
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@sinituulia I remember a story about a future in which Berlin is a completely queer city state of sorts, which would be interesting.
@sindarina *Babylon Berlin Ein Tag Wie Gold starts playing in my head*
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia @catsalad Wait, would I have the four stomachs thing and have to hork up cud to re-chew it? I wanna change my vote.
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@sinituulia @catsalad Wait, would I have the four stomachs thing and have to hork up cud to re-chew it? I wanna change my vote.
@bcasiello Not really, unless you specifically requested it and any other cow features with the last option! It's really pretty arbitrary!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia who's voting no
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?big, with horns AND a tail, yes, please!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG
' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for. -
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia I'd need one of those giant keyboards
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@sinituulia who's voting no
@heatherhorns_lite Not everyone longs for the bovine life
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I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG
' fast enough. I long to be a Minotaur. I really feel like it's a lifestyle that I'm made for.@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure you'd make a lovely Minotaur (Benotaur? Beigetaur? anyway) and you'd have a lovely time being one! Imagine the satisfaction of stomping around the place, being able to reach everything.
"Where's Ben?"
"Look for the horns" -
@sinituulia I'd need one of those giant keyboards
@kinsale42 *gazing out the window and into the distance, thinking probably for the first time in my life about how hard it must be to type with massive hands*
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia i have registered my interest 🥰
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?I've seen those films....
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@heatherhorns_lite Not everyone longs for the bovine life
@sinituulia fools. stagnant cowards.
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@TheBreadmonkey I'm sure you'd make a lovely Minotaur (Benotaur? Beigetaur? anyway) and you'd have a lovely time being one! Imagine the satisfaction of stomping around the place, being able to reach everything.
"Where's Ben?"
"Look for the horns"@sinituulia @TheBreadmonkey - and just casually munching on a was of grass the whole time. Sign me up. 🦬
(yes, I know it's a buffalo emoji)
