You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore
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@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet.@FritzAdalis I let out an affronted snort of laughter
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@sinituulia i would love to make a big effect on people i want to impress
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@sinituulia like dark brown, looking almost black
@devlin Very good
I'm sure I'd be torn between dark brown/black, a good reddish red brown, and one of those beige almost white cows with the pink noses and soft blue eyes
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Depends, does the wish include me maintaining my new body shape no matter how much or how little I eat?
Cause I feel otherwise I would be losing that new strength quite fast again x3
@Alek_Unleashed Well, you'd have to eat 'enough' to not wither but you'd not lose your large frame and all the musculature required to keep it in motion, at least? That's not insignificant, a dinky little cow can still fuck shit up!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
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@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
@Emmi_Konster Thank you, I'm glad! I enjoy making a silly little poll, they're fun and it's nice when people participate together
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia sounds great!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina @sinituulia The first problem would be fitting in common homes. The Gandalf Hobbiton problem.
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
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@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
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@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
@sindarina A city of just Fediverse people would probably look a little different than most cities...
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@sindarina A city of just Fediverse people would probably look a little different than most cities...
@sinituulia I remember a story about a future in which Berlin is a completely queer city state of sorts, which would be interesting.
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@sinituulia I remember a story about a future in which Berlin is a completely queer city state of sorts, which would be interesting.
@sindarina *Babylon Berlin Ein Tag Wie Gold starts playing in my head*
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia @catsalad Wait, would I have the four stomachs thing and have to hork up cud to re-chew it? I wanna change my vote.
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@sinituulia @catsalad Wait, would I have the four stomachs thing and have to hork up cud to re-chew it? I wanna change my vote.
@bcasiello Not really, unless you specifically requested it and any other cow features with the last option! It's really pretty arbitrary!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia who's voting no
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?big, with horns AND a tail, yes, please!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?I couldn't smash the 'Make me BIG
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia I'd need one of those giant keyboards
