I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email.

[arcadiagt5@mstdn.social]

@jabronus I am, alas, banned from donating blood in #Oz on account of having had a teeny tiny #TransientIschaemicAttack back on 1 September 2023, and despite having a letter from a GP saying that I’m stable and medically fit to give blood.

[bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone]

@jabronus I know what you did with my blood

[eri@mk.moth.zone]

@jabronus@mastodon.design i eated it

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@jabronus My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!

[colingourlay@bne.social]

@jabronus thank you for the fit of giggles I’m currently experiencing

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@jabronus probably just a weird vampire…

[seadonut@tech.lgbt]

@jabronus
reminds me of a comedy skit i saw
“i never donating blood again! ever! the very second you walk in the door, just question after question ‘where’d you get it? why’s it in a bucket?’ do ya fuckin want it or don’t ya?!”

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@jabronus Where did….MY BLOOD GO?

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@jabronus WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BLOOD?! HOW LONG UNTIL I DIE WITHOUT IT????

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@jabronus youtube clickbait thumbnail energy

[normjess@tech.lgbt]

@jabronus clearly it went to Transylvania

via the second biggest blood sucking capital; Washington D.C.

[mangochutney@social.lol]

@jabronus @rmondello I guess you can be glad that the delivery person is not a sparkly vampire.

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@jabronus incredible

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@tooth @jabronus i disagree, they need to give their current team a 'good work' biscuit, on account of this being such good work.

[tooth@fairy.id]

@jellyfriend @jabronus yeah I'm sure they really do good work. My comment was kind of flippant, and superficial; purely based on the optics of what was posted here.- I apologize, and, I'm sure they Do important work. -- Sorry.

[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@jabronus Every acquaintance of Count Dracula and Lestat.

[m@martinh.net]

@jabronus We Have Your Package Blood

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@jabronus is this the sequel to disney's "where is my water?"

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@jabronus Let's see. I came in the front door and put my shoes in the mudroom…put my keys on the hook…brought the groceries into the kitchen and put them away…got the ice cream out the freezer and brought it with me to the table, which means my blood should be riiiiight…

…Dammit!