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  • ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai

    @W6KME @sundogplanets

    Just so long as you remember to dodge them. The fireworks SpaceX provided last year over the Caribbean did endanger commercial flights. Now it would be brought everywhere on the planet.

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    #69

    @GhostOnTheHalfShell @W6KME @sundogplanets
    Let's remember who we're talking about here...
    ☠️
    https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115989156933538439

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      I feel like this is a good time for everyone to go read "More Everything Forever" by @adambecker.bsky.social because that completely unrealistic and awful techbro mentality/religion the only way to explain this FCC filing (and that book explains this very clearly!)

      Time to go outside and listen to NZ birds as the sun comes up, because fuck SpaceX.

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      #70

      @sundogplanets @adambecker.bsky.social brilliant book and well worth the read. Every time I hear someone mentioning one of these tech bros being intelligent I want a copy to throw at their head. Maybe we need to start explaining to politicians that if LEO is a shooting gallery it means no more GPS, do they remember what it was like navigating the world with paper maps, because we are going back there.

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      • teajaygrey@snac.bsd.cafeT teajaygrey@snac.bsd.cafe
        I noticed in the credits of re-watching the 4K remastering of Hard Boiled that there was some security company called Starlink, decades ago. fElon Musk couldn't even pick a name that hadn't already been used before.

        IMHO, it would probably be cheaper to run fiber to the home, even in the most remote rural areas, than to pollute our skies with satellites for high latency Internet access. But, what do I know? I think last time I checked a 50km spool of single mode fiber could be bought for under $1000.
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        #71

        @teajaygrey @sundogplanets the cost of the fibre link is not mainly about the physical cable. The thing that takes time and money is getting permits for digging up roads, access through private fields, planning permission for connection points, and so on. And each new route of cable has to have this sorted from scratch, and some public authorities are slow, obstructive or just downright awkward.

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

          Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

          https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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          #72

          @sundogplanets I’m (jokingly) pretty sure aliens are behind this stupidity. Why else would we be purposely stranding ourselves on this planet by filling up the sky with space junk?

          Oh right, because we can…

          Times like these I like to disassociate much more hilarious reasons than what reality actually offers, as to why things they way they are. Today it’s aliens, tomorrow? Tardigrades maybe.

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            "Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

            THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD

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            #73

            @sundogplanets god damn cardassians!!!!! /s

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            • jakebrake@ohai.socialJ jakebrake@ohai.social

              @sundogplanets

              Bezos: Oh yeah? Well AWS will put TWO million data centers in orbit!

              China: Let 5 million space data centers bloom!

              Musk: Well, then SpaceX will put TEN million centers in orbit!

              Bezos: Fine! ELEVENTY million AWS centers!

              Musk: Hah! TWELVETY million SpaceX centers! Each with a cool robot!

              Bezos: Meh-meh-meh-robot-meh. Amazon has robots.

              Musk: But not COOL robots.

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              #74

              @jakebrake @sundogplanets
              Cool 'robots' that are just remote waldos...

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                #75

                Dieser neuerliche SpaceX/Musk-Blödsinn wird sachlich zerlegt in diesem Astro-Blog

                https://www.bernd-leitenberger.de/blog/2026/01/27/musks-ki-rechenzentren-im-orbit/#more-18511

                Liest sich nicht immer flüssig, wirkt aber sachlich fundiert.

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                  #76

                  @Pepijn @sundogplanets Only if Step 2 involves a knife missiile.

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                  • deborahh@cosocial.caD deborahh@cosocial.ca

                    @PalmAndNeedle @sundogplanets I think I've read that, ages ago. Time for a reread, maybe! My library has it online.

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                    #77

                    @deborahh @sundogplanets long at times. And kinda weirdly chunked up. But enjoyable

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                      Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                      https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                      #78

                      @sundogplanets
                      All in sun synchronous orbit? 🤡

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                      • kwayk42@sechtor.socialK kwayk42@sechtor.social

                        @spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets but I can still shoot them once they're caught in a net though right?

                        #JustWannaBuildARailgun

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                        #79

                        @kwayk42 @spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets for me, watching the fireballs as they burn up in reentry as the spacecraft that is the net fires its thrusters to take them down, would be more satisfying than smashing them to hazardous bits still in orbit.

                        (The pollution from the reentry isn’t great, but the smashed bits would reenter eventually anyway, so it’s the same pollution with different timing)

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                          Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                          https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                          #80

                          @sundogplanets Preparing exciting stories to sell their IPO?

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                            Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                            https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                            #81

                            @sundogplanets Shortsighted? No, I think they've invested long-term in SpaceX stock.

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                              Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                              https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                              #82

                              @sundogplanets Apropos of nothing, I recommend Becky Chambers’ SciFi book “The Galaxy, and the Ground Within”. A great read premised on the Kessler Effect.

                              #SciFi #Satellites #StarLink #Space

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                                Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                                https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                                #83

                                @sundogplanets I'd still like journalists to start asking questions when "data centers in space" come up. Questions like:

                                -"How will you cool them?"

                                I really can't imagine there's a whole business plan drawn up thinking "space is really cold" will solve it but I'm starting to doubt ...

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                                  Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                                  https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                                  #84

                                  @sundogplanets, why is this a problem? Datacenters in space would eliminate a lot of problems like access to free solar energy, cooling, etc.

                                  For example, datacenters are being constructed with massive discounts by councils/municipals and in turn, water and electricity bill of residential area gets higher to pay that offset of costs.

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                                  • ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai

                                    @sundogplanets

                                    If you understand anything about the giant CF of data centers right now this is just the stupidest idea ever.

                                    First, the lifespan of these chips runs on the order of 18 months before they are considered obsolete and the chips fry very quickly so there is a very high failure rate.

                                    Also, the data centers power is determined by the networking of all the components in the data center.

                                    Ask yourself if RF communication broadcast between satellites can work like wires

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                                    #85

                                    @GhostOnTheHalfShell @sundogplanets Plus the big question of how you cool a GPU datacenter surrounded by the vacuum of space.

                                    But then, you probably don't really need to know anything about datacenters to realize that moving them into space is just going to make every aspect of them more difficult and expensive...

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      What the actual fuck. It's not April Fools Day, right? This is real?! Fuck you, SpaceX. Maybe this will help regulators realize how fucking shortsighted companies' plans in orbit are?

                                      Surely the FCC won't rubber-stamp-approve this one??... ONE MILLION STARLINKS FUUUUCCCKKKKKK

                                      https://au.pcmag.com/networking/115649/spacex-eyes-1-million-satellites-for-orbital-data-center-push

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                                      #86

                                      @sundogplanets - so much for ever seeing stars again

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                                      • palmandneedle@norden.socialP palmandneedle@norden.social

                                        @sundogplanets I do feel like we're on the path to Neil Stephenson's Seven Eves somehow

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                                        #87

                                        @PalmAndNeedle @sundogplanets luckily the satellites aren't big enough to wipe us out when they fall, but they may make impossible to put anything in orbit once enough of them crash against each other

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                                        • troed@swecyb.comT troed@swecyb.com

                                          @sundogplanets I'd still like journalists to start asking questions when "data centers in space" come up. Questions like:

                                          -"How will you cool them?"

                                          I really can't imagine there's a whole business plan drawn up thinking "space is really cold" will solve it but I'm starting to doubt ...

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                                          #88

                                          @troed @sundogplanets afaik the only way to cool in space is by radiation. there is no air so no convection. judging from my noob knowledge, i think cooling in space is much more complicated than on earth. because you have only 1 of the 3 possible heat transfers

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