What the actual fuck.

[m0khr@mastodon.radio]

@jakebrake @sundogplanets
Cool 'robots' that are just remote waldos...

[oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online]

Dieser neuerliche SpaceX/Musk-Blödsinn wird sachlich zerlegt in diesem Astro-Blog

https://www.bernd-leitenberger.de/blog/2026/01/27/musks-ki-rechenzentren-im-orbit/#more-18511

Liest sich nicht immer flüssig, wirkt aber sachlich fundiert.

[bashstkid@mastodon.online]

@Pepijn @sundogplanets Only if Step 2 involves a knife missiile.

[palmandneedle@norden.social]

@deborahh @sundogplanets long at times. And kinda weirdly chunked up. But enjoyable

[oneiros@ruhr.social]

@sundogplanets
All in sun synchronous orbit?

[shadsterling@mastodon.social]

@kwayk42 @spycrab @dougwade @sundogplanets for me, watching the fireballs as they burn up in reentry as the spacecraft that is the net fires its thrusters to take them down, would be more satisfying than smashing them to hazardous bits still in orbit.

(The pollution from the reentry isn’t great, but the smashed bits would reenter eventually anyway, so it’s the same pollution with different timing)

[galaxis@mastodon.infra.de]

@sundogplanets Preparing exciting stories to sell their IPO?

[algaeman@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets Shortsighted? No, I think they've invested long-term in SpaceX stock.

[thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social]

@sundogplanets Apropos of nothing, I recommend Becky Chambers’ SciFi book “The Galaxy, and the Ground Within”. A great read premised on the Kessler Effect.

#SciFi #Satellites #StarLink #Space

[troed@swecyb.com]

@sundogplanets I'd still like journalists to start asking questions when "data centers in space" come up. Questions like:

-"How will you cool them?"

I really can't imagine there's a whole business plan drawn up thinking "space is really cold" will solve it but I'm starting to doubt ...

[ppulfer@mastodon.ie]

@sundogplanets, why is this a problem? Datacenters in space would eliminate a lot of problems like access to free solar energy, cooling, etc.

For example, datacenters are being constructed with massive discounts by councils/municipals and in turn, water and electricity bill of residential area gets higher to pay that offset of costs.

[ids1024@mathstodon.xyz]

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @sundogplanets Plus the big question of how you cool a GPU datacenter surrounded by the vacuum of space.

But then, you probably don't really need to know anything about datacenters to realize that moving them into space is just going to make every aspect of them more difficult and expensive...

[hmig@front-end.social]

@sundogplanets - so much for ever seeing stars again

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@PalmAndNeedle @sundogplanets luckily the satellites aren't big enough to wipe us out when they fall, but they may make impossible to put anything in orbit once enough of them crash against each other

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@troed @sundogplanets afaik the only way to cool in space is by radiation. there is no air so no convection. judging from my noob knowledge, i think cooling in space is much more complicated than on earth. because you have only 1 of the 3 possible heat transfers

[davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets

But, until Musk-Kessler Syndrome destroys all access to orbit for many decades, he'll give the world access to his "A.I". that will empower users to *checks notes* generate non-consensual pornography of women and children.

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@troed @sundogplanets damn, should be relpied to @ppulfer

>why is this a problem? Datacenters in space would eliminate a lot of problems like access to free solar energy, cooling, etc.

[kingtor@frontrange.co]

@sundogplanets why wouldn't the FCC robber-stamp it? Isn't their job to rubber-stamp shortsighted companies' plans?

[estelle@mstdn.social]

@sundogplanets ....uhhhhh.

okay, plan b, china builds as many nuclear reactors as it takes to laser broom earth orbit clean, and then we have about 40 years to figure out how to stop the aluminum oxides from destroying the ozone layer,

[ppulfer@mastodon.ie]

@utf_7 @troed @sundogplanets, no worries. Indeed, a much harder challenge but image the outcome if we would normalize this?

Tbf, I think we're not there yet and the announcement is more like a distraction but I'd welcome the actual technological outcome.