Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird to support USB Swanson-the-Go
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@futurebird to support USB Swanson-the-Go
@futurebird also the wire protocol is based on Bit Stouffer’s
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird In case you need to fry something.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird How else are you going to fry your computing device?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird For sausages.
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
@robertklaschka @futurebird That's why they call them bytes!
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@futurebird Potentially *correct* answer: the [microwave brand] engineers must be fans of Allen Pan:
https://www.wired.com/video/watch/video-game-microwave-that-only-cooks-while-i-play
I often wonder what is wrong with that man and why it is wrong with me too. What happened to people like us? I think as I desolider and sort resistors from the computer I found in the trash.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird they’re for external microwave emitters, so you can cook things that are too big to fit inside.
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@futurebird so you can update the firmware to use AI.
NO.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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I'm pretty sure "there are usb ports on the microwave" is already the wrong answer.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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I'm pretty sure "there are usb ports on the microwave" is already the wrong answer.
Especially when it's A and not 12v C. pffffft.
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Especially when it's A and not 12v C. pffffft.
@futurebird You figure a microwave should toast the devices that are plugged in too?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird To load new dingtones.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Multiplayer mode. Any USB gamepad should do the trick.
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit
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@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit
It's simple physics.
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
@robertklaschka @futurebird yeah I don't believe it, because memory sticks taste exactly the same no matter what you download onto them.
