This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

This whole "cats are mysterious" notion is pure cat propaganda.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

There is nothing "mysterious" about stealing slices of ham.

[sidd_harth0_5h4h@tenforward.social]

@futurebird she’s innocent

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@sidd_harth0_5h4h

The ham did not just teleport out of the sandwich.

[hipsterelectron@circumstances.run]

@futurebird javert

[sidd_harth0_5h4h@tenforward.social]

@futurebird the court of cutes demands visuals of the accused

[hllizi@hespere.de]

@futurebird everything is mysterious when performed with an air of sufficient mystery.

[angelastella@social.treehouse.systems]

@futurebird

Catpawganda. I've fallen for it too. A cat I had mysteriously appeared whenever I opened a can. Switched can openers, she started to ignore vegetables but still showed up for tuna. The damn thing probably squeaked ultrasonically, within her hearing range but outside mine.

[clayfoot@mastodon.social]

@futurebird it could have been anyone