Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird

[gbsills@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@gbsills

This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@LappenjammerDieZweite

How is this a real animal?

[gbsills@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird I know right? It's sort of like being hunted by a cute Jabba the Hutt.

[lappenjammerdiezweite@social.vivaldi.net]

@futurebird Well, I simple have to trust you on this.

[darkling@mstdn.social]

@futurebird As the Beatles said, All you need is dove / dove is all you need.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@darkling

Dove is all there is. All matter in the known universe is now dove.

[cford@toot.thoughtworks.com]

@futurebird Dove is all you need.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@cford

dove is all there is

[neckspike@indiepocalypse.social]

@futurebird They put all their points in roundness and none in nest integrity.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

All you see is dove
dove is all you see...
because you are tidally locked!

[jd@ottawa.place]

@LappenjammerDieZweite @futurebird
Science is conspiracy. For more, please visit us at Flat Dove Society

[thriftstorebarbie@pagan.plus]

@futurebird I wanna grab it!!!

[lydie@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird Proper chonker there

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@futurebird what lies on the dark side of the dove??

[angelastella@social.treehouse.systems]

@ranjit @futurebird

"There is no dark side in the Dove, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the Sun."

(a slight paraphrase)

[wurzelmann@mastodon.wurzelmann.at]

@futurebird what a majestic borb fluff!

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@futurebird "like a scoop of icecream in form". You win today's alttext sweeps!

[mplouffe@scholar.social]

@futurebird It's so strong I'm being pulled into my computer screen.