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[terryenglish@blob.cat]

@cmconseils
That is a damn good point

[redrummy@ohai.social]

@cmconseils I will never, hear me, NEVER connect a kitchen or laundry to appliance to the internet. DEATH FIRST #InternetOfShit

[lionelbouton@ruby.social]

@cmconseils They exist : https://www.homecrux.com/10-transparent-toasters-to-ensure-you-never-burn-your-toast-again/40213/

They might be a pain to clean and keep the window transparent though.

[naturebuisson@mamot.fr]

@cmconseils My grandparents had something like this one…

[cmconseils@mastodon.social]

@naturebuisson pooh I remember too

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@cmconseils Like on TVs and stuff, yes, it's a real problem that it's almost impossible to find one without IoT-shit.

But on a toaster, the suffering is entirely self-inflicted.

It was a choice to buy the $100+ status-symbol toaster rather than the $5 one at WalMart.

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils @catsalad My new cooktop has both WiFi and BT connections and I simple said, “if anybody connects anything to this cooktop, I’m smashing it throwing it in the creek.”

I should look into playing boom squad and clipping wires.

[nicr9@techhub.social]

@cmconseils But can it run Doom? I wanna toast demon hoards while I toast my bread

[therearesomewhocallmetim@raphus.social]

@cmconseils
Some of y'all really never read Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow huh

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@redrummy @zash @cmconseils

.@TechConnectify is on mastodon

[somarasu@masto.hackers.town]

@cmconseils this dystopia sucks

[redrummy@ohai.social]

@jonathankoren @zash @cmconseils @TechConnectify Already followed! But of course.

[rbmath@mathstodon.xyz]

@niavy @cmconseils I hate to be the downer in this conversation...

https://revcook.com/products/r180-connect-plus-smart-toaster

This is not the future we were promised.

[jonathankoren@sfba.social]

@cmconseils @niavy

Oh fuck.

https://www.target.com/p/revolution-instaglo-r180-connect-plus-smart-digital-touchscreen-toaster-stainless-steel/-/A-1001311733

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@cmconseils whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[bhaugland@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils https://d2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net/media/2020/04/1161887d552001b6-600x338.jpg

[boydstephensmithjr@hachyderm.io]

@rbmath @niavy @cmconseils

Actually, this (and worse) was/is predicted: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radicalized_(book) by "Unauthorized Bread".

[dazo@infosec.exchange]

@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy I honestly don't know what's more stupid ... A smart toaster or this one... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1273668931/hapifork-the-smart-fork-that-tracks-your-eating-ha-0

[a_fine_day@todon.eu]

@cmconseils
'Would anyone like some toast?'

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@cmconseils
They have Windows nor macOS.