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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    ActivityPub is you. It was you all along. It was all of us

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    #21

    ActivityPub is when you send HTTP requests to actors' inboxes, but then you get confused letters back from the actors because they don't want to read computer things they just want to star in shakespeares

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      ActivityPub is when you send HTTP requests to actors' inboxes, but then you get confused letters back from the actors because they don't want to read computer things they just want to star in shakespeares

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      #22

      ActivityPub, it's like Spritely

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        ActivityPub, it's like Spritely

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        #23

        ActivityPub, it's a protocol best understood when explained to you. Which is why I am doing this, and why you must do it to me. We have to know to keep this place running

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          ActivityPub, it's a protocol best understood when explained to you. Which is why I am doing this, and why you must do it to me. We have to know to keep this place running

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          #24

          ActivityPub was born fully formed from the head of @evan when he had a huge headache and he threw it into the sea and it walked out and there it was, ActivityPub

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          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

            ActivityPub was born fully formed from the head of @evan when he had a huge headache and he threw it into the sea and it walked out and there it was, ActivityPub

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            #25

            ActivityPub was when @tsyesika decided we needed the MediaGoblin Network. Later on Mastodon decided to also become a member of the MediaGoblin Network. And that's how we got ActivityPub

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              ActivityPub was when @tsyesika decided we needed the MediaGoblin Network. Later on Mastodon decided to also become a member of the MediaGoblin Network. And that's how we got ActivityPub

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              #26

              ActivityPub was when @erincandescent transcribed ancient scrolls onto loose leaf paper, scanned the paper into a scanner, ran it through OCR, and then said "the W3C should learn about this"

              And that's how we got ActivityPub

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              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                ActivityPub was when @erincandescent transcribed ancient scrolls onto loose leaf paper, scanned the paper into a scanner, ran it through OCR, and then said "the W3C should learn about this"

                And that's how we got ActivityPub

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                #27

                ActivityPub was formed when @rhiaro emerged from the forest and held scribblings written upon a giant leaf and said "these are pretty good scribblings, but it would be even better if..." and then TORE the leaf in two, and then that's how we got the Client-to-Server and Server-to-Server protocols as two separate things

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  ActivityPub was formed when @rhiaro emerged from the forest and held scribblings written upon a giant leaf and said "these are pretty good scribblings, but it would be even better if..." and then TORE the leaf in two, and then that's how we got the Client-to-Server and Server-to-Server protocols as two separate things

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                  #28

                  ActivityPub is a dating network for people who like open source, and also the gays who make animal noises

                  cwebber@social.coopC chloecat@kitsunes.clubC mirahimage@toot.catM stib@aus.socialS 4 Replies Last reply
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                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                    ActivityPub is a dating network for people who like open source, and also the gays who make animal noises

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                    #29

                    ActivityPub is a selfie machine for eggs

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                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                      ActivityPub is a selfie machine for eggs

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                      #30

                      ActivityPub is a selfie machine for no-longer-eggs who have realized on shit, they like selfies now, what happened

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                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                        ActivityPub is a selfie machine for no-longer-eggs who have realized on shit, they like selfies now, what happened

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                        #31

                        ActivityPub, also known as "ActivityStreams", is just like a spoken language. Subject Predicate Object. It's pretty simple! Except we have Actor Activity Object, which are the same thing. And they're modeled in RDF, which is Subject Predicate Object.

                        So it's like language squared

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                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                          ActivityPub, also known as "ActivityStreams", is just like a spoken language. Subject Predicate Object. It's pretty simple! Except we have Actor Activity Object, which are the same thing. And they're modeled in RDF, which is Subject Predicate Object.

                          So it's like language squared

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                          #32

                          ActivityPub is whatever you tell me it is

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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            ActivityPub is whatever you tell me it is

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                            #33

                            ActivityPub is where the AI enthusiasts are

                            Everyone here loves AI, highest ratio of AI enthusiasts you'll ever meet

                            All the content is AI and people will thank you for posting it

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              ActivityPub is where the AI enthusiasts are

                              Everyone here loves AI, highest ratio of AI enthusiasts you'll ever meet

                              All the content is AI and people will thank you for posting it

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                              #34

                              ActivityPub is where Gargamel finally eats the Smurfs. That'll teach them. That'll show them

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                              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                ActivityPub is where Gargamel finally eats the Smurfs. That'll teach them. That'll show them

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                                #35

                                Don't tell anyone but ActivityPub is alive I think? A being made of pure information

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Don't tell anyone but ActivityPub is alive I think? A being made of pure information

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                                  #36

                                  The fediverse: a never ending source of jokes about star trek. Join the fediverse. The federation. The fediverseration. Lol! It was made for this joke

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                                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                    The fediverse: a never ending source of jokes about star trek. Join the fediverse. The federation. The fediverseration. Lol! It was made for this joke

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                                    #37

                                    ActivityPub was when we said FUCK there are TOO MANY PROTOCOLS, let's make one more protocol, and that'll be the last one

                                    And then we did, and it was

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                                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                      ActivityPub was when we said FUCK there are TOO MANY PROTOCOLS, let's make one more protocol, and that'll be the last one

                                      And then we did, and it was

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                                      #38

                                      ActivityPub is the protocol they make you go on in order to be eligible for HRT or SRS

                                      You post on ActivityPub enough and they say, "okay, I guess you really do have gender dysphoria. you can do whatever you want"

                                      cwebber@social.coopC julia@eepy.moeJ fracofavor@mastodon.galF 3 Replies Last reply
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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        ActivityPub is a dating network for people who like open source, and also the gays who make animal noises

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                                        #39

                                        @cwebber@social.coop I know this thread is supposed to be a joke but this one is absolutely true

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          ActivityPub is the protocol they make you go on in order to be eligible for HRT or SRS

                                          You post on ActivityPub enough and they say, "okay, I guess you really do have gender dysphoria. you can do whatever you want"

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                                          #40

                                          ActivityPub: it's just like YOUR MOM

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