ActivityPub?!

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is a selfie machine for eggs

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is a selfie machine for no-longer-eggs who have realized on shit, they like selfies now, what happened

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub, also known as "ActivityStreams", is just like a spoken language. Subject Predicate Object. It's pretty simple! Except we have Actor Activity Object, which are the same thing. And they're modeled in RDF, which is Subject Predicate Object.

So it's like language squared

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is whatever you tell me it is

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is where the AI enthusiasts are

Everyone here loves AI, highest ratio of AI enthusiasts you'll ever meet

All the content is AI and people will thank you for posting it

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is where Gargamel finally eats the Smurfs. That'll teach them. That'll show them

[cwebber@social.coop]

Don't tell anyone but ActivityPub is alive I think? A being made of pure information

[cwebber@social.coop]

The fediverse: a never ending source of jokes about star trek. Join the fediverse. The federation. The fediverseration. Lol! It was made for this joke

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub was when we said FUCK there are TOO MANY PROTOCOLS, let's make one more protocol, and that'll be the last one

And then we did, and it was

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is the protocol they make you go on in order to be eligible for HRT or SRS

You post on ActivityPub enough and they say, "okay, I guess you really do have gender dysphoria. you can do whatever you want"

[chloecat@kitsunes.club]

@cwebber@social.coop I know this thread is supposed to be a joke but this one is absolutely true

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub: it's just like YOUR MOM

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub: now best understood through my new pseudonotation: {Activity from:actor to:addressees object:{Object}}

[shinmera@mastodon.tymoon.eu]

@cwebber

[cwebber@social.coop]

@shinmera I will treasure this forever

[mirahimage@toot.cat]

@cwebber ActivityPub is when those are the same people

[cwebber@social.coop]

@shinmera wait why does she have a gun

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is where you air your kinks out in the open. It's fine just put it out there. Be free

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is a protocol for "tankies" to get mad at "anti-tankies", and vice versa. But they both get mad at the "fash"

[cwebber@social.coop]

ActivityPub is a protocol for fueling @cwebber's Cassanda Complex