In truly one of the worst use cases I could imagine for this tech, behold, DenchClaw, an OpenClaw based CRM https://github.com/DenchHQ/DenchClaw

[cwebber@social.coop]

Lol I'm at -1 points, guess my post had bad vibes

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@cwebber Objection! The statement "even more bad decisions" implies that regular MBAs have fewer bad decisions and [citation needed]!

[brad@m.toad.host]

@cwebber This excerpt actually has a lot of insight into why things like this keep happening lol

It has a CRM focus because we asked a couple dozen hard-core OpenClaw users "what do you actually do", and it was sales automation, lead enrichment, biz dev, creating slides, linkedin outreach, email/notion/calendar stuff, and it's always painful to set up.

[szczot3k@milliways.social]

@cwebber same vibes (pun intended) as xkcd 3160

[cwebber@social.coop]

@wordshaper They can't make bad decisions as fast. This is AI scale bad decision making. Bad decisions at the speed of LLMs

[cwebber@social.coop]

@wordshaper Bad decision hyperscaling

[brad@m.toad.host]

@cwebber "I'M SO TIRED OF KNOWING THE PRODUCT I SELL AND HAVING TO PASTE STOCK IMAGES OF IT IN A PITCH DECK"

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@cwebber I actually misread this as "DeathClaw" and thought "Shit why'd they have go and ruin a cute monster by association?"

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@cwebber Ah, right! Current MBAs make artisanal, handcrafted bad decisions, while VibeMBAs modernize and automate the Bad Decision Industry, allowing us to scale up production of Bad Decisions in ways heretofore only ever dreamt of by Deloitte VPs during speedball benders.

[cwebber@social.coop]

Frankly this rules. I can't wait to see what happens to everyone who uses this. It's gonna be awesome.

Everyone who installs this fucking thing deserves it at this point. Burn it all down.

[brad@m.toad.host]

@cwebber Actually, the more I think about it, this may be the logical conclusion to linkdin; Just people's unrestricted shadow agents vomiting corporate jargon at each other and randomly trading job titles with each other

[pwloftus@pwl.farted.net]

@cwebber Now I'm morbidly curious what it does when no chrome profile exists.

Suppose that isn't the target audience though.

[cwebber@social.coop]

@brad Check out my profile on MoltIn

[quoll@hachyderm.io]

@wordshaper Salary?

[brad@m.toad.host]

@cwebber We're just going to end up with a separate, air-gapped agent internet lmfao

[jornfranke@social.anoxinon.de]

@cwebber They can take your data and then take your business from you

[robertklaschka@mastodon.online]

@cwebber I thought you do an MBA to meet people you want to know. So a Vibe MBA would possibly be to meet people you don't want to know! Maybe even people who don't exist.

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@cwebber They're in too deep, they're all AI investors who are scared that you're going to scare the other AI investors.

Its all FUD! Have fun being poor! This totally doesn't sound like crypto-hype from the last cycle! To the moon!

[faoluin@chitter.xyz]

@targrus @cwebber Same!!

[vv@solarpunk.moe]

@cwebber okay but the problem is folks who unknowingly get their data ingested by this system just for being a customer