RANKED. COMPETITIVE.

[nikkiunleashed@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker In this case are laxatives considered a sports enhancer?

[kleines_z@queer.group]

@JonBaker
Showing Scotland at it's best: competitive pooping.

[tymwol@hachyderm.io]

@JonBaker simply social media

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

"proudly presented by"...

@JonBaker @catsalad

[sendtherunners@mstdn.ca]

@JonBaker

Remember this one?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0995583/

[outer@mas.to]

@JonBaker @Mrfunkedude Rank and Bank.

[kate@mk.absturztau.be]

@JonBaker@mastodon.social ... yeah, they mean that literally, I'm sure! ​​​​

[kate@mk.absturztau.be]

@JonBaker@mastodon.social ...you are aware what the competition is about? Highland Cattle! They poop like anti tank mines.... ​​

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Datterich @JonBaker 100% Scottish made products

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@JonBaker Scotland at its best.

[kevinhuigens@genealysis.social]

@JonBaker Who's #1 at #2?

[marioostolaza@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker I began practising in a dartboard and now, I usually make the bulls eye. When not, I try to hide my final results

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

@catsalad @JonBaker Processing food... This is what you can do with haggis, neeps, tatties, and whiskey.

[vintageproject@oldbytes.space]

@JonBaker CS:GO Loo Edition.

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@JonBaker I'm not Scottish myself, but I get the feeling that if we boost this enough, they might actually give it a go, while promoting colonoscopy screenings, selling fried Mars bars, and subtly implying that the English couldn't even pass the qualifiers.

[thorcik@mastodon.com.pl]

@JonBaker ...on company time

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker

[colmdonoghue@mastodon.ie]

@darkling @JonBaker
Surely distance from the bowl/aim categories?

[snaprails@cupoftea.social]

@Black_Flag @JonBaker and it must land on its end.

[megamichelle@a2mi.social]

@JonBaker

I had a dream one time that there was a "secret pooping competition". Four people on toilets. One is pooping. The audience tries to guess who it is and the pooper tries to hide that it's them.