Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin.
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
"Anyone who is tired of our bullshit is tired of life."
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts octopodes. Apart ftom that, 100% correct
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts Can't say I blame them.
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts I love octopuses
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts Also, horses didn't exist, but then the giraffes decided that food on the floor was preferable to the crap you find in tree tops.
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@lowqualityfacts octopodes. Apart ftom that, 100% correct
@martinhowitt @lowqualityfacts Octopii.
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@lowqualityfacts when you know octopus anatomy this post might be slightly more cursed.
@loganer @lowqualityfacts do tell us why!
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@loganer @lowqualityfacts do tell us why!
@lizzard @lowqualityfacts octopus use their tentacles to mate.
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@lizzard @lowqualityfacts octopus use their tentacles to mate.
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@loganer @lowqualityfacts and makes leave the tentacle in, if I remember correctly

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@khleedril @lowqualityfacts I’m off to start a fight in an empty room
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
https://collabs.shop/brt9xx@lowqualityfacts Understandable. Lobsters are bastards.
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@lizzard @lowqualityfacts octopus use their tentacles to mate.
@loganer @lizzard @lowqualityfacts I looooove this one!
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@loganer @lizzard @lowqualityfacts I looooove this one!
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
https://collabs.shop/brt9xx@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Seems relevant to my wife's interests. Would go well with her murder-cat stuff. -
Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts Yes, we did. Yinz humans are something else.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
https://collabs.shop/brt9xx@lowqualityfacts Not low quality. Also, lobsters are tasty.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
https://collabs.shop/brt9xx@lowqualityfacts “You need your:
Knives? Check
Rope? Check
Dagger? Check
Chains? Check
Rocks? Check
Laser Beams? Check
Acid? Check
Body Bag? CheckMurmaider murmaider murmaider”
That song is fun.