Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin.

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts
Wow, the Nope Octopus gif was more relevant than we ever knew. 🤯

[chrischris@theforkiverse.com]

@lowqualityfacts Can't say I blame them.

[geschichtenundmeer@hessen.social]

@lowqualityfacts I love octopuses

[khleedril@cyberplace.social]

@lowqualityfacts Also, horses didn't exist, but then the giraffes decided that food on the floor was preferable to the crap you find in tree tops.

[khleedril@cyberplace.social]

@martinhowitt @lowqualityfacts Octopii.

[lizzard@social.tchncs.de]

@loganer @lowqualityfacts do tell us why!

[loganer@mastodon.social]

@lizzard @lowqualityfacts octopus use their tentacles to mate.

[lizzard@social.tchncs.de]

@loganer @lowqualityfacts oh.

[lizzard@social.tchncs.de]

@loganer @lowqualityfacts and makes leave the tentacle in, if I remember correctly

[martinhowitt@urbanists.social]

@khleedril @lowqualityfacts I’m off to start a fight in an empty room

[svengeier@mathstodon.xyz]

@lowqualityfacts Understandable. Lobsters are bastards.

[tunneltoast@mastodon.social]

@loganer @lizzard @lowqualityfacts I looooove this one!

[loganer@mastodon.social]

@tunneltoast @lizzard @lowqualityfacts XD

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Seems relevant to my wife's interests. Would go well with her murder-cat stuff.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@lowqualityfacts Yes, we did. Yinz humans are something else.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@lowqualityfacts Not low quality. Also, lobsters are tasty.

[manchicken@defcon.social]

@lowqualityfacts “You need your:
Knives? Check
Rope? Check
Dagger? Check
Chains? Check
Rocks? Check
Laser Beams? Check
Acid? Check
Body Bag? Check

Murmaider murmaider murmaider”

That song is fun.