Aged 55, I decided it was time for a male midlife crisis.

[13_7_billionyearslater@mastodon.social]

@fesshole All creatures are innocent. Don't pay others for them to die.

[anguadelphine@mk.absturztau.be]

@fesshole@mastodon.social

As long as you care for them properly, good for you.

[ruthoday2@chaosfem.tw]

@fesshole

You are not alone:

https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=2981

[lunarloony@dosgame.club]

@crisps @fesshole It's less about the crisis itself, I think, and more about the fallout that ensues. Guys buying Ferraris and driving around like they're boy racers, for example. Maybe it comes down to doing something that you always wanted to, or regret not doing when you were younger.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@jfparis @fesshole

Start an account for them so we can follow!

[econads@mendeddrum.org]

@VaylLarkinPoet
I feel like a lot more men are getting into baking. As someone who doesn't, I can't but approve of anyone that does. They tend to share - more cake for me!

@fesshole

[econads@mendeddrum.org]

@lunarloony
Yeah I think it's getting to the stage in life where you start to get enough money and also lose the fucks of what people will think, combined with a realisation that you really will get old and die, so better seize the moment and do the thing you always wanted to do.

@crisps @fesshole

[econads@mendeddrum.org]

@khalidabuhakmeh
Oh yes, get it on a t-shirt

@fesshole

[lunarloony@dosgame.club]

@econads @crisps @fesshole Mine will probably be pinball-related.

[stuartb@social.teamb.space]

@fesshole
My midlife crisis came st the age of 38.
I got bored of spending all my free time out on the road with various friends bands (I was the photographer and occasional "manager" or "promoter" for something like 15 bands), and the alcoholism wasn't helping, so i quit drinking, gave up the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, found myself a nice woman, and settled down to married life and having kids all over the carpet.
18 years later, and ive never been happier.
I some of the bands, I miss the awesome music, and I miss my hair - but I don't miss holding down a full time job while running up and down the country, I don't miss getting nothing more than the odd brief nap for days on end, and i certainly don't miss the epic hangovers, waking up with a every surface in my mouth seemingly covered in coarse sandpaper, and my body feeling like ive done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson and Hulk Hogan, at the same time.
I love waking up next to my wife, spending time with my kids and grandkids, and reminiscing about the old days.

[gwadej@mas.to]

@fesshole My wife got us started with a bunny back in '97, and we've had or fostered bunnies almost continuously since then. They're a blast once you learn to understand their body language.

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@fesshole Word.

Also, post bunny pictures, please.

[econads@mendeddrum.org]

@lunarloony
Mine's gardening

@crisps @fesshole

[millie_boop@mastodon.social]

@fesshole midlife delightus

[lydiaschoch@mastodon.social]

@fesshole I wonder if this human is friends with your human, @Satori.

[eri@mk.moth.zone]

@fesshole@mastodon.social i wish this wasn't anonymous, i want to see the bunnies, i want to follow the user who has these bunnies and see updates of these bunnies

[lstn2urmama@mstdn.ca]

@fesshole totally get that as when was very young we started out with 2 white rabbits and ended up with over 500 different colors of many kinds .. and the babies cry like humans ...