I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse.
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs Let's face it. You only do those things because George Soros pays you to. You're one of those paid hygeine actors.
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs the fact that just the act of wiping after going number two *alone* is a teller has been one of my saddest discoveries that I owe to the Fediverse and that I would like to unlearn.
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs
Hygiene, like science, has a leftward bias. -
I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles
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@afewbugs the fact that just the act of wiping after going number two *alone* is a teller has been one of my saddest discoveries that I owe to the Fediverse and that I would like to unlearn.
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Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles
@afewbugs wait until they learn of the utility of the bidet.
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Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles
@afewbugs Ha! Real wokeness requires using a bidet. 🤪
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs Sadly, yes.
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@afewbugs wait until they learn of the utility of the bidet.
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@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Wait what? I thought failure to wipe was just a sign of someone who was severely homophobic to the point of making a mockery of themselves?
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@afewbugs Ha! Real wokeness requires using a bidet. 🤪
@jik the clue's in the name. It's not a straightdet is it?
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I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs Butter?
I am not sure I want the answer to the question of who uses butter to brush their teeth.
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Like at this point it almost seems like using toilet paper is as much a symbol of wokeness in some circles as blue hair in some internet circles
@afewbugs Wait what?
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@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Wait what? I thought failure to wipe was just a sign of someone who was severely homophobic to the point of making a mockery of themselves?
@ravenbait @oblomov @afewbugs
The homophones promoting it are part of the far-right-nazi industrial complex. -
I wear a mask, wash my hands, get my vaccines, brush my teeth with toothpaste not butter and wipe my arse. How on Earth have we got to the point where things are so polarised that you can infer my political leanings from the fact that I practice basic personal hygiene and take care of my health???
@afewbugs this is also very much a white people problem
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@afewbugs Butter?
I am not sure I want the answer to the question of who uses butter to brush their teeth.
@ravenbait people who think toothpaste is poisonous and so are vegetables because lions don't eat them, apparently
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@ravenbait @oblomov @afewbugs
The homophones promoting it are part of the far-right-nazi industrial complex.@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Well.
Yes. That is, in hindsight, obvious.
Please leave it as homophones. I like to think there's some Urban Slang definition of homophones of which I am deliciously ignorant.
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@afewbugs Ha! Real wokeness requires using a bidet. 🤪
@afewbugs Seriously, though, it absolutely is ridiculous, but it's also not surprising. Cults can only be sustained if their leaders continuously demand their followers accept absurd counterfactuals. Each one binds then more tightly to the cult and makes it harder for them to leave it.
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@silvermoon82 @oblomov @afewbugs Wait what? I thought failure to wipe was just a sign of someone who was severely homophobic to the point of making a mockery of themselves?
@ravenbait sure; now guess what political leanings these homophobes tend to have.
