Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
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@MissConstrue I mean, very clearly there's the baby cow has been caught shop lifting and is banned from the store.
@Gygesringtone it must have been a simple misunderstanding....we can sort it out so he can hang out with his friends at the pinball, surely?
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@MissConstrue I only know someone who had a baby sheep that always went into their kitchen…
@kkarhan I've been watching a shepherd on youtube because I'm fascinated by the working dogs. I'd been pestering Beloved to let me have a lamb, and then I went to where sheep are...and sheeps are much bigger than they look from afar, I can tell you!
I do not have a lamb.
You win this round, logic...
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@MissConstrue I bet they have great milkshakes there
@ZenHeathen @MissConstrue Nah, that would result in warnings about boys in the yard.
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@kkarhan I've been watching a shepherd on youtube because I'm fascinated by the working dogs. I'd been pestering Beloved to let me have a lamb, and then I went to where sheep are...and sheeps are much bigger than they look from afar, I can tell you!
I do not have a lamb.
You win this round, logic...
@MissConstrue ...granted the baby sheep then almost always slipped with the hooves on the tiled floor of the kitchen...
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue
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@MissConstrue
I too, have questions...@Darkphoenix Right?! Like, why is this baby cow wandering around? How has it committed offenses in the past that led to this ban? What offenses did it commit? Can she read? Does she know she's banned? Does she know what she's done?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Most importantly, can I have her? I'm sure she'll fit in the mazda. It'll be fine. Cows love car rides. Well known fact.
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@Darkphoenix Right?! Like, why is this baby cow wandering around? How has it committed offenses in the past that led to this ban? What offenses did it commit? Can she read? Does she know she's banned? Does she know what she's done?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Most importantly, can I have her? I'm sure she'll fit in the mazda. It'll be fine. Cows love car rides. Well known fact.
@MissConstrue
And, perhaps pertinent, what kind of business is this?
OH, they definitely love car rides. Even bison love car rides, although a convertible is required in order for the bison to get in and out. -
@MissConstrue
And, perhaps pertinent, what kind of business is this?
OH, they definitely love car rides. Even bison love car rides, although a convertible is required in order for the bison to get in and out.@MissConstrue check out Bailey the Bison.
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@MissConstrue Maybe India, where cows roam freely?
@CStamp @MissConstrue im indian and i dont know if the cows in india look like this one
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue let.her.in!
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue I’m sorry, but I would let him in.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue maybe it’s a dispensary and someone told the baby cow they have grass
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue most bizzarely this looks like a suburban street, possibly in the UK - I'd be inclined to let the cow in at least temporarily, as I'd be worried about it wandering into live traffic (then call the Fire Brigade who will be better equipped to find a more suitable location for it)
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@MissConstrue I’m sorry, but I would let him in.
@Beachbum I dunno...we haven't seen the big cow eyes...they can be pretty adorable.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai -
@MissConstrue maybe it’s a dispensary and someone told the baby cow they have grass
@Moss Literally lol
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@MissConstrue most bizzarely this looks like a suburban street, possibly in the UK - I'd be inclined to let the cow in at least temporarily, as I'd be worried about it wandering into live traffic (then call the Fire Brigade who will be better equipped to find a more suitable location for it)
@vfrmedia My first thought was Scotland, based on the color of the light, but everything looks new...the sidewalk and the parking lines and everything look fresh.
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@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai@kevinrns No... I'ma be so mad if I got fooled by ai. I'll go run it through some detectors.
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@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai@kevinrns @MissConstrue Clear selfie reflection but no cow reflection, and the tape on the sign sort of goes in front of and behind the cardboard. Also no glass reflection/glare in front of the cardboard. Pretty sure it's fake.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
“Do Not Let The Duck In”
Don’t know if this is real either, but at least you can see the reflection of a duck in the glass door.
Sorry.
