It is INSANE that we have no proof that Mitch is actually alive.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@DemocracyMattersALot
Not one TMZ fuckwit even hid in a bush covered in dog shit outside the cold-storage his dead ass has been shelved in to snap an exclusive return to work-from-home.

America is also room-temperaturey when you can't get a starving vulture to eyeball a body.

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@DemocracyMattersALot but was he ever really here at all?

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@DemocracyMattersALot IKR?! It's like they are still working on perfecting his alien look alike. I B all like: "what's with the skull and bones secrecy?"

[glitterbean@wehavecookies.social]

@DemocracyMattersALot while i'm on that,
maybe we were more right than wrong when comparing him to senator Palpatine.

#MitchMcConnell

[donhawkins@mastodon.social]

@DemocracyMattersALot Yeah, he’s dead. ️

[kentenmakto@mastodon.ie]

@Iwillyeah @MiaMarkTwo @DemocracyMattersALot Look, I grew up in the bible belt and I can tell you one thing, *vast numbers* of christians are utter shits. They don't deserve to be no true Scotsmanned.

[cotopaxi@mstdn.social]

@DemocracyMattersALot
Times like this, I wish we could check with John Edwards, or maybe a competent remote viewer, see what they turn up.

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@DemocracyMattersALot He's dead.

That's it. That's the toot.

[bebadefabo@mastodon.social]

@DemocracyMattersALot if he's not dead, that's a lot of sick leave for a dude who has routinely voted against ensuring Americans are entitled to sick leave

[miamarktwo@syzito.xyz]

@kentenmakto @Iwillyeah @DemocracyMattersALot You only have to look at the huge paedophilia scandals, the Magdalen laundries, the Evangelical rapists ... and that's before you even get to the historical genocide enabling, burning and torturing women for actual centuries.

[wheresmywater@mastodon.world]

@DemocracyMattersALot it’s all designed that way. No way to get rid of him unless 2/3 of congress does. Him dead makes the World better.

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@kentenmakto @MiaMarkTwo @DemocracyMattersALot you can frame it that way I suppose, but I think to be a Christian is about doing what christ told you to do. I even think they would say that themselves. Being awful to people, not merely as a matter of sin but of actual policy, means you are pretending to be Christian. Just cause there are a lot of them in it together, doesn't mean they've found a new way to be Christian. They've found a new way to frauds.

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@MiaMarkTwo @DemocracyMattersALot I don't understand that.

[kentenmakto@mastodon.ie]

@Iwillyeah @MiaMarkTwo @DemocracyMattersALot Sorry, saying a person can't really be a christian because they're bad is as offensive as saying a person can't really be good because they're not a christian.

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@kentenmakto @MiaMarkTwo @DemocracyMattersALot Is it? Oh, well I'm sorry to have offended you.

[tessa4191@mastodon.social]

@bebadefabo @DemocracyMattersALot it certainly is

[tiamat271@mastodon.online]

@DemocracyMattersALot what’s even more INSANE is that any other American who missed this much work would’ve been fired and/or already gone bankrupt, including women who have just given birth.