Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win borb sighting confirmed. much fluff, very round
If I traced this dove and put it up as a cartoon people would think I was exaggerating!
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
@futurebird fluffmaxxing
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
Doves can help you understand the concept of homology in topology.
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
@futurebird So satisfying, I’d watch a 10h loop
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Doves can help you understand the concept of homology in topology.
@futurebird
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
@futurebird ::BORBINING INTENSIFIES::
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
@futurebird @tantramar I’m generally “pro bird”, but a Mourning Dove loves to perch outside my bedroom window and announce his availability like it is Bird Tinder, and disturbs my slumber.
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Doves can help you understand the concept of homology in topology.
@futurebird We should infer the existence of toping pigeons.
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
@futurebird When mourning dove is spherical is it also ignoring friction?
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Doves can help you understand the concept of homology in topology.
@futurebird colombology
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@futurebird colombology
ballology
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
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Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
Cooing Imminent.
This problem is getting WORSE
Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.
Why is no one talking about this?
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This problem is getting WORSE
Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.
Why is no one talking about this?
I don't know who "Ella" is but she is one of the few monitoring this growing issue!
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This problem is getting WORSE
Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.
Why is no one talking about this?
What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"
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@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"
This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!
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How is this a real animal?
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This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!
@futurebird I know right? It's sort of like being hunted by a cute Jabba the Hutt.
