You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?This poll brought to you by me thinking about cows and how forest cows are good cows. And how if I could, I'd happily be as robust as a cow, because wow did I sleep badly last night compounded by all of my The Health.
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia Nah. What I'd gain in strength I'd lose in having to buy / make all new clothes.
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@sinituulia Nah. What I'd gain in strength I'd lose in having to buy / make all new clothes.
@thegiddystitcher Yeah, I did think about this as well. So much to remake! So much!
Would love to be healthier, but yeah. -
@Dangerous_beans Tall, muscular, more bosomful... Built like a brick shithouse is the usual wording I think
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia I wanna go full minotaur!
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@sinituulia I wanna go full minotaur!
@devlin Perfectly respectable, sage nodding from me.
What coat colour of minotaur would you like to be?
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet. -
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia
Omg yes. Strong please 🥹 -
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia i would love to make a big effect on people i want to impress
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@devlin Perfectly respectable, sage nodding from me.
What coat colour of minotaur would you like to be?
@sinituulia like dark brown, looking almost black
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?Depends, does the wish include me maintaining my new body shape no matter how much or how little I eat?
Cause I feel otherwise I would be losing that new strength quite fast again x3
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@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet.@FritzAdalis I let out an affronted snort of laughter
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@sinituulia i would love to make a big effect on people i want to impress
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@sinituulia like dark brown, looking almost black
@devlin Very good
I'm sure I'd be torn between dark brown/black, a good reddish red brown, and one of those beige almost white cows with the pink noses and soft blue eyes
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Depends, does the wish include me maintaining my new body shape no matter how much or how little I eat?
Cause I feel otherwise I would be losing that new strength quite fast again x3
@Alek_Unleashed Well, you'd have to eat 'enough' to not wither but you'd not lose your large frame and all the musculature required to keep it in motion, at least? That's not insignificant, a dinky little cow can still fuck shit up!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
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@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
@Emmi_Konster Thank you, I'm glad! I enjoy making a silly little poll, they're fun and it's nice when people participate together
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia sounds great!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina @sinituulia The first problem would be fitting in common homes. The Gandalf Hobbiton problem.
