You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore
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@Dangerous_beans Tall, muscular, more bosomful... Built like a brick shithouse is the usual wording I think
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia I wanna go full minotaur!
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@sinituulia I wanna go full minotaur!
@devlin Perfectly respectable, sage nodding from me.
What coat colour of minotaur would you like to be?
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet. -
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia
Omg yes. Strong please 🥹 -
You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia i would love to make a big effect on people i want to impress
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@devlin Perfectly respectable, sage nodding from me.
What coat colour of minotaur would you like to be?
@sinituulia like dark brown, looking almost black
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?Depends, does the wish include me maintaining my new body shape no matter how much or how little I eat?
Cause I feel otherwise I would be losing that new strength quite fast again x3
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@sinituulia @catsalad
It's a common misconception, but oxen haven't actually ratified their constitution yet.@FritzAdalis I let out an affronted snort of laughter
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@sinituulia i would love to make a big effect on people i want to impress
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@sinituulia like dark brown, looking almost black
@devlin Very good
I'm sure I'd be torn between dark brown/black, a good reddish red brown, and one of those beige almost white cows with the pink noses and soft blue eyes
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Depends, does the wish include me maintaining my new body shape no matter how much or how little I eat?
Cause I feel otherwise I would be losing that new strength quite fast again x3
@Alek_Unleashed Well, you'd have to eat 'enough' to not wither but you'd not lose your large frame and all the musculature required to keep it in motion, at least? That's not insignificant, a dinky little cow can still fuck shit up!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
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@sinituulia Hi! I like your polls.
@Emmi_Konster Thank you, I'm glad! I enjoy making a silly little poll, they're fun and it's nice when people participate together
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia sounds great!
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You are being offered the strength and constitution of an ox, but as a side effect you're also going to grow to be a big big lad, lass or other, with a big honking pair of horns atop your head, and become a pure herbivore.
Would you?@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina @sinituulia The first problem would be fitting in common homes. The Gandalf Hobbiton problem.
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@sinituulia So, basically a tauren? I'd be tempted, but I feel like there are consequences to this choice I may not fully oversee right now
@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
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@sindarina You wouldn't be alone in any case, based on these results!
@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
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@sinituulia Well, that depends, really; about two-thirds of 183 people might very well mean that you never run into another, even if they were all within the same country.
It's kind of like being trans; there's a lot of us, but much more dispersed than being on fedi might suggest
@sindarina A city of just Fediverse people would probably look a little different than most cities...
