Inspirert av ein youtube-video skal eg i år skrive ned samlinga av mine spontane favorittvitsar, nemleg “Åh, det er namnet på mitt [insert rar musikksjanger]-band!”.

[makja@mastodon.social]

@tanketom jeg leste "smurfekreft" og ble skuffa da jeg skjønte hva det egentlig sto

[kraks@oslo.town]

@tanketom Eg har høyrt at The Ample Men sitt nyaste album skal vere ganske bra – det heiter visst Ample Road.

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

@kraks Eg elskar Across the U-bahn.

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

februar, 19 bandnamn:
- Blekksprutpsykose
- Chocolate Overtones
- Well-placed Bananas
- Literal Dick Measuring Contest
- Just 3 cm more
- Professional Sports Was A Mistake
- Telemark After Dark
- Beyond Germans
- Hahaaaa, Cemento Fresco!
- Eine Comfy Tisch
- Non-Prophet Organisation
- Some Occasional Reluctance
- Esoteric Bitches
- Your Bananas Saved Me
- Imaginary Spreadsheets
- Kill Phollins
- Communal Butter
- Parking Lot Katanas/Parking Lot Swords
- diversified savagery

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

mars, 37 bandnamn (dette byrjar å bli for langt):
- Fish Soup Is Hard To Make for Vegetarians
- Death Perception
- The Storytelling Opportunities
- Severe Boundary Violation Protocol
- Emotional Data Points
- Norsk kreft
- Roinnbaillsafari
- Thank You For Hitting My Banana
- Internet Hole
- Reasonably Successful Bagging
- Roughly Organised by Colour
- Cocaine in the Kindergarden
- Black Umbrella Lottery
- Winning By Your Banana
- Blotte Nærvær
- Føkkings Førde
- Able To Say
- Boytato
(forts.)

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- The Biscuit Joiners
- Thin Red Lion
- My House Unfinished
- Dongles for Days
- Snill med vilje
- Dubstep Windmill Football Creation
- Dubber Cuck Roading
- Abortion in Alabama
- Biblically Accurate Swedish Pizza
- Historielaus Bart
- Dei Historielause Barberarane
- King Boo Debut
- I didn’t consider your cheese needs
- Your Cheese Needs
- Sacks of Organs
- Bodies Without Experience
- Saktegåande popcorn
- Slow Popcorn
- Knullsyre

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

@eivind Stort sett er det berre eg som skyt inn i ein setning når nokon har sett saman nokre ord på ein luddig måte, og eg seier "DET… er namnet på ska-punk-bandet mitt!". Innimellom kjem det tilsvarande frå tekstar eg les. Og ytterst få gonger tenkjer eg dei fram heilt sjølv.

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

@eivind "Føkkings Førde" meiner eg til dømes er eit sitat frå Mord i Sogn, om ein politimeister som heiter Førde som ikkje er så kul. "Biblically Accurate Swedish Pizza" er frå ein Reddit-tråd. Alt som omhandlar bananar er frå Mario Kart-speling i lunsjen på jobb.

[pilum@fribygda.no]

@tanketom @eivind Skal ta opp namnebyte m/bandet mitt over påske. «Føkkings Førde» burde slå an.

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

@pilum @eivind Føkkings Førde burde alltid slå an.

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

April, 27 bandnamn:
- Cheese of the Kingdom Pie
- Smack the Lettuce on the Bench
- Håp og sprett
- Tru, hopp og kjærleik
- Psykososialkontoret
- Performative Sympathy
- All Windows Computers Do Is Destroy Me
- Pooling for Cheese
- My body is my poorly lit backyard
- Digestive Ruffage
- Testosterone Rex
- Caterpillar on Caterpillar Action
- Double Ladle Scenario
- Angry Vocal Collective
- Becoming Canadian
- Blasphemur

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- Sushi up Stoltzen
- Generational Chokers
- Funky in the Ship
- Layman’s Beige
- Hit Point Sluts
- Growing in Algorithmic Ruins
- Moroccan Keynote
- Smells like an evil mannequin
- Bjørghain
- Svettskremd
- Kjekt system

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

Månadens liste startar sterkt:

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

Mai, 34 bandnamn:
- Mit Deinen Bakterien Schon am Nacho
- He Might Be Dead, I Don’t Know
- Might Be Dead
- Frie Midler
- Kattunger i Carporten
- Kittens in the car port
- Three frogs in a trench coat
- Caffeinated Mood
- Swedish Exposure Measures
- Swedish Exposure Therapy
- Intervowen Zebras
- Weird Name for a Baby
- Crying into my trumpet
- Tart Bursts
- Bursted Tarts
- Asfaltrøynsle
- Context Entropy
- Våt myr
- Kulturlekkasje
- My Potential Flag Pole
- How Did You Find Me

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- Nudging Slugs
- Slug Nudgers
- Trang potet
- These Goddamned Trousers
- Unresolved Scooter Trauma
- Everything is a Turing Test
- Janitor Emeritus
- A Threatening Absence Of Clowns
- The Preset Bananas
- Kjærkomen for høns
- Christian Machine Intelligence
- Generic Billionaire Pedophile

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

Juni, 42 bandnamn:
- Swear it on your t-shirt
- Dei nyttevekstkyndige
- Shell-choked on the curly apostrophe
- Made out of the internet
- If I want you, Enumerated Lark
- The Enumerated Larks
- Only Wish It Was
- Jeg velger meg Jar Jar
- Release Your Inner Salmon
- Vibecoded LARP
- Smelta Brunost
- CrankGPT
- upper-class post-slop taste sensibilities
- Embrace Ego Death
- Wizard Sleepover
- The wizards stay up late
- Wizard Cheese Sandwich

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- Jamen i helvete da, eg har ikkje trykt på den jævla knappen
- Pølsemisnøye
- Skinkekryss
- Blodmjølk
- Dei tvilsame fruktene
- Dips in General
- Ultimate Thesis Defense
- I wanted Elon Musk to Poledance
- Elon Musk Poledance Masterclass
- Manifest Mediocracy
- I Gained Gloves By Dying

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- Laser-Ignited Farts
- Fart lighting hypothesis
- No Inflection Needed
- Double Speed Youtube Cadence
- Midnight Posting Angry Comments
- Rapid Onset Afternoon Nap
- Suzuki What The Fuck
- The Variscan Orogeny
- Dei geologiske prosessane
- Fooled by the Grain Again
- Improper Body Mechanics
- SORRY TO MY HOTEL
- Temu Thor

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

juli, 34 bandnamn:
- Tangible Screams
- Tactical Toddlers
- Edible At Best
- Ranked Unemployment
- Three-Nil In My Heart
- Parmeggiano Gelato
- He’s Early
- DIY Skybox
- The Largest Belgian
- Super Soup Wizard
- Communal Bubble Gum
- Kommunal Tyggis
- Marxism Speedrun
- A Taser for Divers
- Neon Bueno
- Røykepause
- Corrosive Pit Juice
- Legacy By Bananas
- The Late Millennials
- Sixteen Broken Jaws
- Occasionally Derogatory
- Neither Prepared Nor Relaxed
- Wrong By 17000 Kilometers

[tanketom@tutoteket.no]

(framhald)
- Danish Detected
- Tangible Coffee Maker Mold
- Unlicensed Booty
- Uses for a Banana
- Makeshift Planeshift
- I Knew I Had To Find Cowboys
- oh boy another opportunity for delusion!
- Sewage Leak Bunads
- Traditional Folk Hazmat Suits
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup Harvest Season